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farkle

The process of playing "Rock, Scissors, Paper" in a best-of-three series. The term originated from the animated series "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles".
"Let's farkle for first dibs on the pizza"
by David Mulder February 16, 2005
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facked

When your facebook account gets hacked.
Never mind that crazy post at 2:00 today... I got FACKED.
by netsourcery June 30, 2011
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Farkle

Otherwise known as, a fart and a chuckle. It can happen to the best of people. When a joke get's a little funny, a farkle slips out.

An awkward silence almost always occurs soon after. It is best if you act as though nothing happend, or act disgusted and blame it on the person nearest to yourself.
Person 1 then finishes saying a hilarious joke regarding cat ladies and sweater vests.

person 2: Heheh (then lets out a loud farkle)

Person 1: I think you.. just had a farkle..

Person 2: This is awkward. But actually It wasn't me. It was you.

person 2: O_o
by J.K Idding March 21, 2010
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Frackled Unicorn

-noun
A person with the cerebral ineptitude of an inbred monkey's retarded offspring. Characterized by a complete lack of humour and the ability to understand the basics of civil conversation. Also a lack of understanding of concepts such as irony, symbolism, sarcasm and losing. Doomed to perpetually fail every attempt at human relations.
Dude 1: "Wow! What a great comeback! .... NOT!"
Dude 2: "Dude, quit being such a frackled unicorn. That's low, even for you."
by All of Wake July 5, 2010
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fickle-freak

Someone who can't make up their mind and gets on the nerves of another person. Someone who acts like Benedict Arnold.
Caddie was being a fickle-freak when he/she kept switching sides between friends and telling them eachother's secrets.
by whodunnit May 9, 2003
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faclemptious

adjective

faclemptious
(adj.)
Highly disagreeable to the senses.

faclemptious
(adj.)
An extreme feeling of anxiety or excitement.


derivatives

fa·clemp·tious ly

adverb

fa·clemp ·tious ·ness

noun
I was faclemptious before the big date.
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Fackeltanz

A general insult to a friend, similar to calling someone a "fuck-off"
Eugene, you are such a Fackeltanz. You just knocked over all the beer pong cups.
by H>O>U<S>E June 3, 2009
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