free fries

The chips (aka fries) that you find at the bottom of the McDonalds bag when you take your food out.

"Ok, here's your burger and your fries - hey there's like 5 free fries at the bottom of the bag. Sweet mate!"

by Stitch G July 5, 2006

perma-fried

to be permanently effected by drugs, even after not taking them for a while.

i don't think weed or acid permafry people, but cocaine will change someone for life.

by minghi May 21, 2003

fried rice

Having sex on a stovetop. Gas stoves are preferred by extreme risk-takers and those who enjoy the smell of burning flesh.

Did you have fried rice last night?" "Yea, but we used an electric stove. Not nearly as exciting.

by StrangerStranger May 14, 2011

perma-fried

v 1. to appear as if on drugs, even though one is sober.

"Wow that Mark Fry kid is perma-fried."

by MF September 5, 2002

deep fried

Yet another term to described how high you're feeling.

Stoner 1: Dude, I'm so baked... so baked I'm cooked
Stoner 2: I'm hella stoned!
Stoner 3: I'm beyond cooked man! I'm Deep Fried

by benormous April 28, 2006

rofl fries

ROFL Fries are a rare food to come by. In order to recieve these delicicies you must go though a strict process.

First, you go to Chicken Fillet (some place in the mall), and walk up to the counter. At that moment, you hear yourself say "I want a chicken sandwich and some..." only to be stopped mid-sentence and proceed to "ROFL" because of a youtube video you watched the previous night because you h
Causing you to mispronounce "waffle" resulting in ordering "rofl fries."

*Matt walks up to the counter*

Cashier: What can I get ya?
Matt: Get me a chicken sandwich and some..
Cashier: Looks like you could use some rofl fries!
Matt (still Rofling): Silly black people!

by BWStigerts April 9, 2008

Dog Fries

The french fries that fall out of the box onto the bottom of the fast food bag that you feed to your dog at the end of your meal

Yea, I wound up giving Gracie all the dog fries

by bigbird92 January 12, 2010