Faux Lesbo

A straight woman who hangs around with lesbians and pretends to be gay when men approach.

"Oh she really likes men, shes a faux lesbo.

by Poloman1 October 17, 2010

faux-twenty

any time that a 'stoner' feels necessary to smoke pot

stoner 1: "What time is it brah?"
stoner 2: "uhhh... faux-twenty dude. right?"
stoner 1: "pass the bong maaaaaannn!"

by silent.orgasm April 20, 2009

Faux-Indie

Any piece, material, song, film, etc. Attempting to be indie with the sole purpose of seeming so.

That film tried to meta so hard and it's ad campaign changed it from being indie to faux-indie

by AUnknownSeaUrchin October 20, 2018

faux hawlet

A combination of a faux hawk and a faux mullet.

That kid is rocking a pretty sweet faux hawlet.
I see faux hawlets are becoming a popular hairstyle.

by silentexuberance April 21, 2012

Mo-faux

Someone who fakes being an asshole just to be friends with the "popular" kids. Not necessarily the meanest, but definitely the most annoying.

A: Yo, what happened to John? He started being a complete dickhead yesterday

B: He's just being a Mo-faux to impress the new kid. He'll get over it.

by AntimatterKING October 17, 2009

Faux-bration

When you have your mobile phone on silent (vibration only) and it feels like it's vibrating. But when you check your phone, there are no message or missed call notifications.

Your mate keeps digging his phone out of his pocket every five minutes complaining that it keeps vibrating. To which you can only reply sounds like faux-bration to me.

by dastardlydal May 24, 2010

Faux docking

Verb. It's when two chicks with abnormally long clitorises insert them into each other's clits until they blow their full load into each other's uteri.

Damn them bitches be faux docking! Noice. docking

by Jcena! June 02, 2016