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Destiny's excuse

And you know what he does, right?

Hym "Here's his entire gambit: He asserts that there's some epistemological disparity between him and his opposition (No! It wasn't in 1948! It was in 1937! Meh!)
THEN he loads up 'What, do you believe reductio ad absurdum!? You can't possibly believe reductio ad absurdum!' (As known as 'What, do you believe in educational rape!? He believes in educational rape!' Which you can see between that last Muslim apologist and Matt Dillahunty) and then he shits out his little blob of ink-poop (It's not the reductio ad absurdum I just used to misrepresent you argument! The REAL TRUTH is somewhere in the nebulous cloud of ink-poop I just shit out!). And then he uses Ben Shapiro's rhetorical manipulation tactics of talking fast with his nasally voice. What a fucking dork! And the funnies part is: If I'm right about the wife thing... He's literally a serial rapist! And you know what destiny's excuse is going to be as to why you need to let him get away with it? 'But what about my kid guys!? You have to let me be a serial rapist because parental dictatorship guys! Meh! I need to sexually defraud all the pornstars cus Jordan Peterson was made to look like an absolute fool by the guy I'm pretending to be! I want to be special like Hym guys! Please let me be special guys!' And then you sit and agrue with this idiot about conceptually adjacent arguments I've make and it gets nowhere because it's INTENDED not to go anywhere! That's his whole purpose. Obfuscate the nature of the debate and prevent the discourse from moving in any direction!"
by Hym Iam May 6, 2024
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A playful and exaggerated way of complimenting someone when theyโ€™re exceptionally good at something. This phrase was first used in a comment on ScooterSmash0's "Hp Meme | Roblox Piggy | Animation Meme" video in 2020, and over time, it became popular as a copypasta, especially on TikTok. Itโ€™s typically used to express admiration for someoneโ€™s skill or talent, often with a lighthearted or humorous tone
Person: Posts a stunning artwork

You: "Uhm! Excuse me but you have no right being this good!๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐ŸŒธ"
by abc902332 February 27, 2025
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Excusion

The act of using confusion as an excuse to not perform work.

Often used on backshift in Naval shipyards
"Hey, did Bob get that job done last night?"
"No, he was confused by step 1.0 in the procedure so he didn't get started."
"Bob always using the excusion technique to sit on his ass all night" *shaking head
by Dizzzy2020 September 6, 2020
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The Eve excuse

The eve excuse is when someone is discussing a topic and says they hate a certain part of it, so to defend themselves they say they hate the entire topic as well.
excuser:i hate men
person:why do you hate them all?
excuser:i just hate all people in general lol(this is the eve excuse)
by iustu January 25, 2021
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Pilot Excuses

Excuses a pilot makes to get his/her way.
"We have the fuel truck hooked up at the end of the runway with the passengers on board. I know you guys are busy, but can we get a fuel load and add a dog?"

"I'm getting really sick of your pilot excuses."
by SirMcLongFinger November 23, 2021
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Excuse

To overlook the obvious, to make up a stupid reason for something, happening, to shift blame
usually by Josh Campbell about Mike Vrabel and the Titans
Mike Vrabel only lost because half of the team is hurt which is an excuse
by Allen C B January 8, 2023
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a reasonable excuse

a legendary, almost mythical and deeply sought after book of excuses , by the slippery author C.A.Woodhouse.
sorry I'm 4 days late from the stag do darling, but I do have 'a reasonable excuse'.
by brentoss March 10, 2024
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