(noun/verb) Mutual partners in an even and equal sexual exchange; the act of an even and equal sexual exchange, more often than not a reference to the sixty-nine position.
Old fashioned in his ways, Nikki insisted of paying for dinner as he felt any decent gentleman would. However when he and Shannon got to the bedroom he also adamantly insisted to go Even-steven, specifically Shannon riding his face and sucking his cock while he underneath her heavenly body with his tongue buried in her sweet pussy or up her snug, just-as-sweet asshole. With an unhidden smile Shannon thought this idea, which never seem to get old or boring, was a win for both of them. Moreover she remembered, 'I just washed those sheets earlier today......oh well' as she shifted slyly out of her sexy, tight jeans as they began to touch.....
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Normal person: why are you crying?
Phelps fan: I CAN’T ESCAPE IT!
Normal person: what?..
Phelps fan: BBQ EVENING!
Phelps fan: I CAN’T ESCAPE IT!
Normal person: what?..
Phelps fan: BBQ EVENING!
by Maddie.malfoy November 16, 2020
Get the BBQ evening mug.What will this evening bring me this morning? Dawn will arise without any warning! As Frank Zappa said, meaning the choices we make in pleasure seeking will bring consequences, sometimes surprisingly fast.
by I, Wreckerrr November 3, 2020
Get the What will this evening mug.The phrase used by a girl when you're so good looking that she can't even look at you because it turns them on so much that they might do something in public with you that may go viral or get them arrested.
by DannyDimes April 2, 2021
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The phrase is used by Bubbles on the tv show Trailer Park Boys.
The phrase is used by Bubbles on the tv show Trailer Park Boys.
It doesn't get much greasier than spending all your money from recycling beer bottles on a few ladies of the evening.
Ladies of the night, whores, hookers, skanks, tramps, hoes, prostitutes, skallywags, wenches, harlots, call girls, streetwalkers, thotties, you name it.. whatever you want to call them, they're ladies of the evening.
Ladies of the night, whores, hookers, skanks, tramps, hoes, prostitutes, skallywags, wenches, harlots, call girls, streetwalkers, thotties, you name it.. whatever you want to call them, they're ladies of the evening.
by Mr Lahey January 6, 2014
Get the ladies of the evening mug.A reply to a thread on 4chan's /v/ board about the Wii game The Conduit. Due to it's complete and utter lack of coherence, and therefore high comedic potential, /v/irgins jumped on it and began to spread it across the rest of 4chan and Youtube. Extensive research has ended with this meaning (from knowyourmeme.com):
Original:
“Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Rephrased:
“Has anyone really decided as to even go that far in wanting to do to look more like so?”
Deciphered:
“Has any video game company really taken such measure to make a game so realistic?"
“Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Rephrased:
“Has anyone really decided as to even go that far in wanting to do to look more like so?”
Deciphered:
“Has any video game company really taken such measure to make a game so realistic?"
by lawngiant July 13, 2009
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