Eric

That one short kid in first grade that kicks a girl named Michele in the stomach because she took the last juice box.

Person1:Who’s the maddest lad?
Person2: That’s no question...It’s ERIC.

by DerickTheEricSlayer January 11, 2020

Eric

A guy that is annoying and plays videogames all the time also has a really small penis

Eric is so mean.

by Thetruthhteller11 April 20, 2018

Eric

Eric's are so cool to hang around.

E: Entertaining, if you ever find an Eric he will ALWAYS be entertaining.
R: Reasonable, most Eric's will be reasonable when they talk to you.
I: Intelligent, They are soo smart!!
C: Comfortable, they are so comfortable to be around.

Once you lay an eye on Eric you will absolutely love him! ❤ Of you find an Eric make sure to keep him close!!

Person: OMG!! ERIC IS SOOO FINEEEE
Person 2: IKR!!
ERIC: Smiles

by Blackwidow2018 February 4, 2018

Eric

The name of a boy who just wants to finish his sentences.

Person 1: Don't come for me! I said don't come for ME!
ERIC: Let me just expla...
Person 1: Eric! I SAID don't come after me. TRASH!

by My Voice is Heard February 1, 2010

Eric

A mistake

Person 1: It is to bad that Hitler did all those horrendous things.
Person 2: Yeah, I wish his parents named him Eric.

by Slimy Cauk Ninja May 31, 2016

Eric

Eric:

A tall handsome young boy with a big ass and fat dick that everyone wants to ride on. He is a chic magnet that attracts both boys and girls and likes having passionate sex. Watch out he can be really nasty and can lower your self-esteem really fast. so you better watch out cause Eric Hood is cumming in your ass (to the tune of "Santa Claus is coming to town)

"Eric is fucking hot"

by "BigD" June 27, 2019

Eric

The most perfect human, periodt.

Victoria is in love with Eric. Be like Victoria.

by why are all of these taken January 31, 2020