You see the look on that dudes face when I was making out with Caryn last night? That hater definitely had "Sheen-is envy"going on! Doesn't matter to me, I'm still winning
by Markytheballa3 March 15, 2011
a situation where one is jealous because their friend/neighbor has a bigger tv (usually plasma/HD) than they do.
I had a big time case of tv envy when Biff got a 50" plasma set for the Super Bowl and I'm stuck with my 13" black and white.
by dunnro1 January 29, 2008
1) The jealousy you feel when you see another blog getting recognition in the mainstream press.
(2) The jealousy you feel when you realize that your friend's blog is more popular than yours.
(2) The jealousy you feel when you realize that your friend's blog is more popular than yours.
My blog envy meter was going to the roof when I saw Music For Robots mentioned in the New York Times.
by niel-xxx.com October 06, 2005
The feeling fans of any team other than the Yankees get for the utter futility and frivolity of rooting for their team to win like the Yankees have and do.
by zippogun May 19, 2007
Canadian Envy occurs when Canadians feel the urge to try and compare every part of their life to Americans, in an effort to make themselves feel better and more important to the world.
Canadian Dave: "You damn Americans with your world renowned universities, hospitals, and prominence! I wish the world cared if Canada existed, however, I will continue to put down America to make myself feel like the world might someday care aboot me!"
American Mike: "Dude, Canadian Dave, you have government run health care but we have better hospitals and better care! Besides, the world would crumble without America; and nobody would even know if Canada fell off the face of the Earth. Typical Canadian Envy. Hey European Joe, can you believe this Canadian bastard?"
European Joe: "What's Canada? Seems unimportant and irrelevant to the worlds existence and function."
American Mike: "Dude, Canadian Dave, you have government run health care but we have better hospitals and better care! Besides, the world would crumble without America; and nobody would even know if Canada fell off the face of the Earth. Typical Canadian Envy. Hey European Joe, can you believe this Canadian bastard?"
European Joe: "What's Canada? Seems unimportant and irrelevant to the worlds existence and function."
by Canada Who? February 23, 2011
Noun for the supposed longing for the pleasurable sensation of anal sex by young human males which is held in Freudian psychoanalytic theory to lead to feelings of superiority and overcompmensation in matters of rectally savaging the so-called fairer sex.
"Dude, I'd like to put the hog in her tight little asshole one time for fucking real. Talk about your anal envy; I'd pound that rectum 'til it bleeds."
by Robert T. Nash May 10, 2004
A vagina fetish. Experienced by men who envy the female form, or fantasize about having it. Very common, especially among circumcised males where the level of stimulation available is reduced significantly, leaving the man jealous of the natural experience of female counterparts. Can be caused by witnessing or discussing such experiences, past life memories, dreams, or "possession" of the male as the object of a fantasy of a woman he is closely connected to.
by Yeahbuddy123 June 23, 2009