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Emotional AIDS

Noun.

A disease generally caused by a former significant other that the sufferer can't (legally or in some other way) remove from his/her life or remove him/herself from, that results in being unable to function normally in an emotional sense ever again.
Friend 1: You're so pretty and smart and you have a good job now, why don't you start dating again?

Friend 2: I made the mistake of sleeping with him and it seems to be my kid's father's goal to make me suffer for it for the rest of my life. Every day it's some new kind of hell, and I can't take my kid and leave because the court orders say we have to stay. I can't even THINK about dating anyone, I'm such a mess. I couldn't drag someone else into this.

Friend 1: OMG, you have the Emotional AIDS!

Friend 2: :D! It's funny, because it's TRUE!
by astar_alone November 20, 2010
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Emotional Cow-Tipping

Ambush of a person's lack of emotional awareness regarding a certain issue. Sneaking up from behind, saying something provocative and intentionally confusing, then running away.
"He was unaware that he was the subject of an Emotional Cow-Tipping. She knew all about the other woman, and dropped a verbal bomb right in front of him and his friends."
by Mamahipster September 16, 2011
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emotion junkie

A person who obsessively indulges in social issues to stimulate strong internal emotions for their drug-like effect. This can be an unconscious behavior; the emotion junkie will often be able to rationalize support for their cause/drug of choice.

What separates emotion junkies from normal activists is a distinct lack of empathy towards other nearly identical causes, and flitting from cause to cause as the emotional intensity of each waxes and wanes.

Emotion junkies are unable to give a coherent rational explanation for their obsession with any given cause. However not all people who lack rational understanding of what they're doing are emotion junkies.
Animal rights groups are fertile ground for emotion junkies. Members of such groups who live to emote, but are disinterested in strategy or other organizational aspects tend to be emotion junkies.

People who are suddenly obsessed with certain celebrities, particularly after they've died. For example a person who spends vast amounts of time and energy with tributes to deal celebrities, and are active in rumor mongering myths about the circumstances of their deaths.

People who obsess over one and only one egregious crime reported in the news, but pay no attention at all to other, equally egregious crimes in the news.
by Speed Daemon August 13, 2012
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emotional maturity

Being willing to take some shit to get some shit done
It takes some fuckin emotional maturity to deal with people
by johnnyblaze202020 May 4, 2018
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Evolutionize

Evolving to be better than all those around you; reaching godhood.
"Dude, Aaron totally evolutionized"
"Ikr. He's totally on another level now"
by ya tilted bro? January 30, 2019
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Super saiyan blue evolution

Super saiyan blue evolution also know as Complete super saiyan blue is a form only currently accessible by Vegeta. The form is achieved when he surpasses his limits in order to save his family and resurrect Cabba’s universe

The form has no significant difference to Super saiyan blue other then a slightly darker hair color and aura similar to the color royal blue also a mild increase of muscle mass. The form is on par with Super saiyan blue Kaioken Goku did, the form also allows him to use Final explosion without dying this was shown it the Vegeta vs Toppo fight
Vegeta Fan: have you heard Vegeta has a new form called Super Saiyan Blue evolution
by That1irishweeb November 19, 2019
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ellution

A threat to personal health and the environment posed by the amount of wireless information dumped into the atmosphere. The largest offenders are users of WiFi and the iPhone spewing 0110110110001011's often making it difficult to breathe.
Doug reduced is "ellution" footprint by turning off his laptop and writing a note on paper instead (which ironically was harvested from a South American rain forest).
by Boseafus July 3, 2008
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