Emily

by Emilymichelle December 27, 2017
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Emily Monk is the hottest cumwhore you will ever meet. She knows just how to give amazing sloppy head, anal sex and gives amazing handjobs. She has the most amazing body ever and a super hot ass.
Me: I just pounded Emily’s ass
Friend: dude so lucky
by JoJo Stalin III November 23, 2019
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She's so much of a crackhead that her snapchat story and her opinions are invalid.
OMG YOUR SHUCH A CRACKHEAD EMILY!!
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A girl who has itchy eyes, and loves French, she is really nice and funny and usually plays badass instruments such as the electric guitar and the clarinet. She usually is the type to have weird dreams and get lost easily. She is also the type to have an existential crisis and make clover chains with friends.
Have you seen Emily, I think she got lost on her way to biology.
by Cumdaddy24 February 17, 2018
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Emily is probably one of the bestest friends you could ever have. Though awkward at times, Emily's humor will always make you laugh. Whether she be talking of unicorns or her newest catch on Pokémon, she will always be fun company. And has fashion sense been mentioned? Out of all the girls you meet in a lifetime, Emily will probably have the most fashion sense out of them all. On top of that, with her amazing artistic talent, she can not only draw cute and unique outfits, but also put them together in real life. If you are lucky enough to find an Emily, don't lose her because she is someone who you can count on through thick and thin.
I wish I had a friend named Emily!

If Emily were a Pokémon, I'd catch her first.

Dude, who is that supermodel?
You don't know?! That's Emily.
by T-PAIN D-PINE June 17, 2010
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Gives her any compliment and she is easily flustered and will deny it. She is insecure and you gotta warm her up to the idea of her being complimented (she's a stubborn one, trust me). She's a short one, just below average guys, and is pretty athletic. She can be mean without knowing but is absolutely genuine and has her inner therapist when you need it. Her dorky/awkwardness really brings out people's inner dorkiness and the best of them as well. She is super, uber, extra attractive but she doesn't like to say so because she doesn't think so (which I don't understand why). Adorkable is the word for her. She is really smart in more than just school. Exceptional grades in classes, common sense, advice wise, real world situations, and more. You name it she'll most likely have it. It could really like anyone boy or girl, I don't think it matters, I think it's more the personality when it comes to Emily's. She is really something else, something special. It would be great to know her in anyway shape or form. She is really just someone to love guys <3.
Person 1: Man, she is just great person!

Person 2 : Who do you speak of?

Person 1:Emily of course
by YouProbablyKnowAlready February 24, 2017
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A very annoying poodle that is terrified of vacuum cleaners.
The vrum-vrum of the vacuum cleaner scared Emily into hiding.
by Iguana Purity April 11, 2010
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