Eli

Eli is super lonely with no friends besides his girlfriend Bradylicious and husband troll. Eli,licious. + he has no life

He's sad inside with Bradylicious it is very sad Eli has no life

by Danny devito January 31, 2020

Eli

Eli is the biggest asshole you will ever meet. He is crazy as fukkk. He will play mind tricks on you and manipulate you into loving him. Then he will go bat shit crazy and try to kill people over you and trap you in his hell hole of “love”. Eli is a very self centered person that thinks very highly of himself and he thinks he knows everything about everyone at every time and place. Never trust Eli. He will change your prospective of life in so many ways.

Eli is a dickhead.

by trista weaver June 25, 2019

Eli

Annoying person that will never be nice to you and he is so mean and he needs to find a life he wants to make friends but he is to miserable for all you girls out there be careful with Eli he is weird 🤮

Eli is weird and he has no friends

by Skshusksb November 16, 2019

Eli

Basically a very good looking boy with a huge shlong!!

Person one “Is that persons name is Eli”
Person two “That would make more sense, he is very good looking”

by Anonymous with big dick May 7, 2019

Eli

A ex boyfriend that will break your heart to the point that u don’t want to date anymore. He only runs back for attention bc he finally realizes your the baddest bitch out there and he ain’t finna find no one like you . When u finally move on to a happy relationship he tried to run back but your like nooo honey. Akekekek nigga bye. And now he’s all butthurt over u but like where was that nigga when u were hurt over him

Damn do u see that girl hurting over eli omg he is not worth it she needs a tyson 😛😌
#fuckuforhurtingme
#igotamansthatcandobetter

by Saggybutt June 12, 2019

Elie

All Elie's are non-man-whores who care for their girlfriends. They are the bestest friend that you could ever have and listen to you no matter what the hell you are waffelling on about. They are the best kissers, full stop. They are all very good-looking and their charming cheesy ways are enough to entice a girl anywhere. They always remind you that you are beautiful and that he loves you even when you are being a prick or are not blessed with goodlooks. They don't care what others think and will show any type of affection anywhere as they love you. Elie's tend to make amazing hot chocolates and spoil their girl rotten even though they know they shouldn't because she tells them over and over agian that he doesn't need to. Elie's are incredibly intelligent, talented, sporty and perfect. He takes your breath away as soon as you meet him and you are left in a trance that disables your ability to speak. They are always honest and always loyal, they never hurt you but if they do, they make it up to you in a heartbeat. When you fall in love with an Elie, good luck gurrrll cos you are stuffed, you will always love him.

me: "I talked to Elie today. HE ASKED ME OUT, he is so damn hot!"

Friend: "OMG you are so lucky, I am so jealous of you. Everyone else will be too...
Me: "I know, I don't care. I'm in love"

by michigan213 May 19, 2013

Elis

Girl (or boy) name that is very rare to find, but if you meet a person with this name...you have unlocked an achievement. They're really over emotional chill understanding people and you always have a bomb ass time when your with them

Damn, last night was so turnt it felt like elis.

by vvifi August 10, 2016