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Gardner Bullis Elementary School

Gardner is a school in Los Altos Hills, California. The kids that go to it are hella rich and have like trillion dollar houses. The teachers are pretty much bipolar and know nothing about teaching. The classrooms are falling apart. The principle tries to act cool by wearing shape ups everywhere. She has no control of the students what so ever. The teachers switch out every year because they don't have enough money for them. The P.E. teacher goes crazy sometimes and just ignores the students while he sits on his "Swedish chair". You can't understand the digital arts teacher, the drama teacher has no butt, and the art teacher is a hippie. To top it all of all the kids are not athletic and they lose in the junior olympics every single year.
Kelsey: What school do you go to?

Bob: Gardner Bullis Elementary School

Kelsey: That sucks.
by ilovedogs98 June 19, 2011
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Elementary School Logic

The type of logic that tends to get employed in extremely stupid arguements usually involving one person being a stubborn ass about something and refusing to do a thing just for the sake of refusing. Usually they have no real reason for why they are arguing with you, and won't be able to back up their position.

See also the "I'm leaving and taking my ball with me" mentality
Dude 1: Have you tried sushi?
Dude 2: No, I haven't
Dude 1: Oh, you should, its really good, i think you'd like it, not even all of it is raw fi--
Dude 2: NO. I will NOT try sushi, and the fact that you keep bugging me about it makes me want to try it EVEN LESS.
Dude 1: Ah, man, that is some serious elementary school logic right there.
by Ryan Sprinkle June 6, 2007
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Element Skateboards

My element featherlight deck is the most durable skateboard ever made.
by XFS September 18, 2003
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element

A great skate brand that makes really good quality clothes, especially their jeans and shoes. I'm not even that much into the skate scene, but I have a pair of element jeans and an element sweater.
The Element tree logo and their high quality make their apparel appeal to other fashion groups
by clothes guy August 11, 2007
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Element Terry

whenever a person likes Nightcrawler and cant never say Elementary correctly, he becomes Dat Guy. The guy who can never say it correctly.
Hey Guys I went to Element Terry School
by Dat Douchebag August 21, 2010
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elementary school boner

A boner so large, but yet so misunderstood that young school students take pride when getting one.
no way, I heard jack and sally got to see Andrew's elementary school boner under the swing set.
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hawthorne elementary school

This is where the shittest of people go. From the fresh streets of columbus. Children playing with knifes and no one gives a fuck. Its the best place where your child can learn and sell drugs. Best of all its where all the black ass thots go! Recommended for your children 5 stars.
Where do all the thots go? Hawthorne elementary school!
by Issynah February 28, 2018
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