Easter Waffle Stomp 

On Easter or the week of , you take an Easter basket or a strainer/colander and shit in it. You then leave it on the pillow next to your one-night stand or partner (if you're feeling risky) and stomp/smash it through onto the pillow. When they wake up in the morning, you wait for their reaction.

My wife made me sleep on the couch last night so i took revenge and gave her a easter waffle stomp on easter morning.

Easter Waffle Stomp by The absolute talk show podcast April 16, 2025

easter bussy 

the easter bunny bussy

bussy… easter bussy… brings cheeks… and glory…

easter bussy by easterbusysssys April 26, 2025

Easter Show Bags 

Australian slang term for fake breasts. Variation on the Australian slang term - “fun bags” or “bags” which is a colloquialism for boobs or breasts.

The variation is related to the cheap plastic bags of toys that can be purchased at Easter shows around the country.

Easter shows are celebrations held in the weeks around Easter originally aimed for farmers and agricultural exhibitions / competitions. More recently Easter shows are aimed at families to see animals, go on rides and purchase “Easter show bags” for the kids.

Nice Easter show bags at the beach today.
OR
Check out the bags, shows bags, but still good.

Easter Show Bags by anonymous June 20, 2025

Easter bunny fucker 

A derogatory slang term used by Jewish people in the United States (particularly East Coast) to describe people with Nordic ancestry or people with blonde hair and blue eyes. Can sometimes be used to describe Americans who believe in Christianity.

Person 1: "hey dude, see that Easter bunny fucker over there?"

Person 2: "yeah, what a schmuck!"

Easter bunny fucker by Autistic Beaver October 7, 2025

Easter ass whooping

The beating you catch or deliver on Easter Sunday Considered especially severe because it happens on a holy day usually right after church while somebody is still in their good clothes and dress shoes
The circumstances alone make it worse You’re already dressed up family is watching, and the Lord is a witness. If you threw hands on Easter, you either had a very good reason or absolutely no self-control.

“He tried me at the family cookout on Easter. Gave him an Easter ass whooping right there in the yard with my tie still on.”

Easter ass whooping by Beautifuljoycee March 31, 2026

Mexican Easter Egg

A rolled up filthy diaper found in any public space other than a trash can.

I went to the grocery store and almost stepped on a Mexican Easter egg that someone threw in the parking lot.

Mexican Easter Egg by meltron2d2 November 15, 2011

shanghai easter basket 

When you slide your hand down a Chinese hookers panties and can't find her savory jelly bean through the thicket of wiry brush.

After having a few beers I wanted to flick the bean but I couldn't get past the Shanghai Easter basket.

shanghai easter basket by Wong way January 27, 2017