Eugene

The most sweetest and kind boy out there.Has a heart of gold and is so loyal.He will bend over backwards to make sure your having a good day.Has the cutest smile and prettiest eyes.You will want a Eugene in your life.Trusttt mee💓

Mom:So what’s his name hun?
Girl:It’s Eugene

Mom:ahhh sounds like a sweet boy

by BAbrbtbynded September 24, 2021

Eugene

A blonde and blue eyed beauty.
They come from the northern europe, but they've spread all around europe and america. You'll recognise one when you see him.

He might be the devil.

OMG, that's an Eugene!

by Devil-E August 8, 2017

Eugene

Noble person, always eager to help, very compassionate and dependable.

But don't treat him unfairly, he will spotted on site and then you will regret it.

Yes Eugene is outstanding person, maybe a little bit strange,but very dependable.

by Yesdyak October 12, 2021

Eugening

When you poop so hard that it leads to the unintended stimulation of the prostate gland, leading to ejaculation.

Sorry for taking too long, I was eugening back there.

by TheGuyWhoDoesStuffWasTaken June 10, 2024

Eugene

Eugene is a big white male who looks like he’d say the n word.

“Do you know Eugene??”
“You mean Lawsy?”

by Bigpapii86. April 4, 2023

Eugene

Eugene is a butt-licking cat who loves licking his own butt. Eugene usually eats funky foods, so he's a funky cat.

"Oh look! Eugene is licking his butt again! I love it when Eugene licks his butt!"

by Dankmemesolioli August 4, 2022

Eugene

An extremely cringeworthy, quirkily individual that cannot be identified as a human being, therefore addressed here as "being". Such being is rejected by the normal society and forced into a life of inner sociopathic boarderline tendencies, which find their expression in the steady use of a fedora, associated with a trenchcoat, and in certain behaviours the normal society would define as "abnormal", such as the usual pledge in school shooting, child/women molesting activities. Such abnormal hobbies, though harmful for the psychological stability of the members of the normal society, are carried out as attempts to ascribe a meaning to its existence. Moreover, this Being tends to desperately seek for a mate within the normal human society, trying to avoid the female members of its species (addressed as Eugenas). Also, such Being has mastered the ability of hiding objects.

When Eugene attempts to reach for its backpack, every person in the area knows what to do: run to the nearest "exit".

by LordOfDarkness001 November 10, 2017