epic mount

When a guy is having rough sex with a girl doggystyle, raises both arms in the air and yells "FREEEEEEEEEDOOOOMMMMM!!!!" as he busts a nut.

Damn, he epic mounted her ass last night...

by 8D September 15, 2008

epic shrinkage

The act of having your wang shrunken to the size of a single testicle while playing water polo in two speedos.

After the three consecutive games in the championship, jonnyboy experienced epic shrinkage so great that he was too embarrassed to even get out of the pool.

by zee ubernator April 21, 2009

epic wail

The combination of an epic win and an epic fail. It's so epic, it could go either way.

Guy; That author that came to our school! He's rich, but he seems weird.

Girl; Talk about an epic wail.

by Geoffrey_the_Giraffe September 22, 2009

epic sneeze

a sneeze that occurs while eating, resulting in a forceful expulsion of both snot and food particles, to the horror of the sneezer and everyone else present

Look out, I think Billy's about to have an epic sneeze!

Aahhchoopbthhhh!

Gross, Billy, gross! Now I have your taco salad in my soup!

by annikool February 5, 2010

Epic Save

ADJ~ A term defining the change from a situation being considered an Epic Fail suddenly becoming and Epic Win.

Dude did you see that Epic Save with that kid on the skateboard. It was F-ing sick!

by Greyn February 5, 2010

Epicisity

Something so epic it defies all logic and reason. it's presents will make every human being quiver.

the epicisity of the fail was amazing.

by Arbitor237 February 4, 2010

Epic Chills

The chills or goosebumps one gets after experiencing absolute epicness from movies, songs, etc.

Tom: Every time I watch Iron Man, I always get epic chills when he first puts on the completed suit.

Sam: I know watch you mean, that movie is awesome.

by Scivi45 March 26, 2010