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England columbia

When a boy snot rockets into you’re fanny by accident and he tries re sniffing it and spitting it in his mouth then using the same slot as lube to suck him off after his nob is nice and wet he slips it in your ass while saying he’s pablo Escobar
Can I accidentally England Columbia you later
by Annomynus12897( May 29, 2020
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England is my city

A dumb thing that Nick Crompton said in Jake Paul's song called It's everyday bro.
by Joker's girl 2 0 0 8 October 20, 2017
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England vs America

If you are an American reading this - England is better no cap your kids get shot in school
You have to call the path on the side of the road a sidewalk just in case you forget to walk on the side you dumb sh*ts
You call football, soccer, and rugby, football! wtf?!
You say that we say words weirdly, but we created the language, you just messed it up.
"American English is better than British English"
"Dude NO it's not British English it's ENGLISH dumb twats"
England vs America ... England wins
by KyleGOTCHA June 18, 2020
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England vs America

Hey, you guys were the one who came along and fucked up our language, get ur own. Its football not soccer coz in case u havent already realised, you use your feet, i dont want to start on the whole crips, chips, french fries thing but get this into ur heads, WE ARE RIGHT. Hollywood has totally messsed u up with endless reality shows and movies about troubled teens or a group of kids who work together to save the world. Ive seen 70 versions of those films, try something new. Dont even get me started on weight coz half of you are ompalompas and half of you are anorexic twigs. Shakespeare and charles dickens were english and some of the best writters of all time. But ill give u some credit for james patterson
by London Baby December 27, 2011
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England Header Rule

A rarely exercised rule in football where it doesn't matter if a player is committing common assault on the goalkeeper (which is known in the rulebook as a "foul"), the headed goal is legitimate because an England player scored from it - because, as we all know, England deserve to win every match they'r ein because they'r ebetter than everyone. Any referee that doesn't know this is obviously a complete idiot that cannot do his job properly, and therefore deserving of death threats.
Sol Campbell vs Argentina, 1998.
Sol Campbell vs Portugal, 2004.
by OD Smith March 22, 2005
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England Band

Set of dedicated football fans who travel the world with their various instruments to get behind the England team.
by Anonymous June 13, 2003
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England Sucks

A phrase usually said by overly-patriotic American dickheads, who think their country is the greatest and superior to them all, when in actual fact America sucks as well.
"England sucks" - Dickhead American
"So does America" -Japanese guy
by powertothepotatoes June 13, 2018
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