empty banana

When you eat all of the banana fruit in the banana and you're left with an empty shell of a banana.
This is another word for banana skin.

Person 1: Hey! Dump your Empty Banana dude!
Person 2: Okay, I ate it all and will put the empty part in the compost bin.
Person1: Imagine if someone slipped on it!
Person 2: Yes I see the danger, Empty Bananas are bad.

by leagator January 4, 2018

Empty Head

One who chooses to wear a mask.

He was an empty head for choosing to wear a mask just to impress his liberal classmates.

by Woke2020 August 21, 2020

empty dress

a girl/woman who lies and tells people her family runs a crime family lookups mafioso in prison to write hoping to pull one in is on every mafia website watches every mafia movie but you know she is lying because she cant even keep her lies straight she also uses her lies to get respect

girl1:what does your family do again
emptydress: my dad is a mafia don when he died i took over
girl2:youre lying you told me your dad was a solider
emptydress:i meant to say don look our family up on the net
girl2:already did nothing comes up youre just a empty dress

by kesha westbrook March 4, 2007

Empty Barrel

An asshat libtard; an attention seeking loser searching for 15 minutes of fame by playing the victim of racism after making a total ass of themselves with an agenda that backfires. Ex: Frederica Wilson, Maxine Waters.

Frederica Wilson was outed on national TV by General John Kelly as an "empty barrel" after she went full retard .

by Zeke Stardust October 22, 2017

empty fortune cookie

used as a descriptor
Adj;
1) impotent
2) a failure at life

You still haven't contributed to society? You are one empty fortune cookie.

Your husband must be an empty fortune cookie if you still aren't pregnant.

by Manfred Big January 12, 2011

empty nut sack

A pathetic person with no balls.

My boss is an empty nut sack. He can not stand up or defend for any of his employees to his boss.

by Nucleusone December 1, 2013

empty my ballast tank

When said by a woman, to urinate.

I'm gonna go empty my ballast tank.

by K. Isaacson April 21, 2007