Dwaff

A man of miniscule proportions often used as a knickname. Can be known to have large arms misfitting to the body.

Jim: Oh Ant butt, i'm gonna call you Dwaff from now on.
Cole: Haha, Dwaff.
Ant: Shutup Cole.

by Mysteryman888 January 19, 2009

dweef

an undescribable fart noise that comes from the tip of a dildo

My lover Gary shoved the toy up my ass, then he pulled it out so it could dweef in my face.

by Listen to Slayer April 1, 2005

im out like a deaf kid in musical chairs

To fail miserably

"I'm out like a deaf kid in musical chairs," said your mom.

by R to the Nazi October 21, 2003

deaf out

After Taking Drugs , You Stop Hearing And Seeing Things Around You

*stoned guys walks past being shouted at*
hey he ignored us
no hes deaf out

by Daveish September 18, 2006

Deaf leading the deaf

Amateur musicians trying to make music

Bob: Dude, how does that chord progression go in "Peter Pumpkinhead"?

Dave: I don't know, I never could figure that one out.

Bob: Great, this is like the deaf leading the deaf!

by VanGremlin July 18, 2010

deafed off

When your long-term friend goes off with other people.

I'm being deafed off, Pezza's going off with that Jonesay

by ploppypoo October 1, 2010

deafhood

The concept is empowering for Deaf people because of the history of discrimination deaf individuals faced. Many deaf individuals faced audism, a new term meaning to discriminate based on the inability to hear. Deaf people historically have often been considered incapable of abstract thinking, since they lacked speech to express thoughts.

I am not deafness because I am not sick! I was born to be deaf and have a great journal in my life. It's my Deafhood!

by deaf person November 27, 2016