drunk poke

After a night of drinking, you start poking people on Facebook you would not normally converse with otherwise.

Why is Chris poking everyone on his friends list? I haven't talked to him in like 5 years.

He drunk poked you. He did it to me, too.

by Gina and Mary Ann March 20, 2008

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Drunk Fu

Faking martial arts mastery while drunk.

That guy is wasted. He doesn't know Karate. Check out his drunk fu skills.

by asswipejohnson December 20, 2010

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Kennedy drunk

Extremely drunk, sometimes leading to driving, skiing, or sexual "incidents" of tragic proportion.

I got Kennedy drunk last weekend and woke up tattooed and naked on a bare mattress next to some uggo.

by technogoddess February 8, 2010

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A state of high-level drunkness which leads to the following:

- Loss of memory
- Head injuries
- Ruined clothing
- Needing to be carried to bed
- Making out with lots of strangers and handing your number out to anyone

This level of drunk is extremely dangerous and should only be attempted with extreme caution.

"Oh hey, you out tonight?"

"Yeah, gonna get sooooo drunk!"

"Ooohh yeah?! How drunk?"

"Lucy-drunk!"

"Oh wow, be careful!"

by SpeakTheTruth123 March 16, 2014

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Drunk Norris

Engaging in the act of karate whilst intoxicated.

Hank turned into Drunk Norris after 2 and a half beers and round housed my cat.

by Jfattz August 27, 2013

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Fashionably Drunk

To show up to a place, party event, or meeting with friends a few minutes late, and somewhat intoxicated. The perfect phrase to let people know that you are fashionable enough to show up a few minutes late, and will be happily drunk when you arrive.

Matt: Hey we are going to the Up, when are you coming down?

Will: Kurt and I are at Kane's house right now, and will be showing up fashionably drunk.

by Will To Succeed August 21, 2010

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