Douche Brand Douche

It is a company that sells douches...

Do they?

The Douche Brand Douche!

by UrbanConqueror September 20, 2017

Douche

A ridiculously annoying, retarded, or hated person.

Dom: "My god, dude, Andy pisses me off around chicks."
Cody: "Yeah, dude, I know...he turns into such a douche...VICIOUS!"
Justin: "Piss me off...two pussies, two pussies, two pussies! Jack off, jack off, jack off!"
(Andy shows up from the potty where he's been for three minutes.)
Andy: "Sorry guys, I had to go green screen myself for the twenty-seventh time today."
Dom: "What a coincidence, we were just talking about what a douche you are."
Andy: "You wanna go, Dom?"
Dom: "Yeah, lets go!"
(Andy dies.)

by Doom da Man December 28, 2008

douch

an expression used whn an object forcfully comes into contact with another, or a bad turn of events
also see "douchbabba"

to cars are speeding towards eachother
....."DOUCHE"
more homework? thats a douche!

by Smitty June 4, 2003

douche le douche

douche of the douche, the ultimate douchebag......may or may not be from france......

"Douche le fuckin douche," you are dumb......

by T.S. March 4, 2003

douche

every word piled into one used as the ultimate insult! can be used with DOUCHE BAG.

you are a Douche!
Douche Bag!
hes a Douche!
look! a Douche Bag!

by -skyjockey- April 24, 2007

douche

Anyone who reads the definition :)

Why are you reading this? You're such a Douche!

by qwertyuiopasdfghjkl;zxcvbnm,. March 14, 2009

Douche

something to clean out women genetials.
or to insult someone who acts stupid.

girl: hey steven, do you need this douche?
steven: no, i am one.

by RiadsMom January 3, 2008