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Donkey Crossface

Much like the concept of the common donkey punch. When performing anal sex with your spouse, upon ejaculation, one must roll the spouse onto her front and engage in a crossface. This must be timed to perfection, so that when ejaculation occurs, your spouse shrieks in pain and taps out. When performed right, unmatched pleasure will occur. This is best not to be practiced during a threesome, as during the crossface struggle, your spouse may tag in the third member of the party, who will unleash havoc on you. This must only be applied on a real woman, as this procedure is not for the feint of hearted.
Hey Jason, Cassandra told me she has a stiff neck! what happened last night?

Man she was being lazy, so i gave her the donkey crossface! Bitchin'
by Trashy Poo! February 15, 2010
mugGet the Donkey Crossfacemug.

donkeying around

a person behaving like a donkey, making donkey noises or just a person that is generally being a senseless human
by plattendreher March 15, 2012
mugGet the donkeying aroundmug.

Shaving the donkey

When a Canadian rubs the back of his head on your taint.
See that bald spot on the back of his head, he’s been shaving the donkey, eh.
mugGet the Shaving the donkeymug.

jump the donkey

To embark on an exciting and potentially dangerous adventure.
Justin Bieber will jump the donkey when he goes hunting for sharks from a helicopter.
by MonksAnonymous August 29, 2015
mugGet the jump the donkeymug.

Greek donkey

Aggressively masturbating while standing atop some sort of motion-enabled chair, such as a rocker or glider.
My life's goal is to give myself a Greek donkey on the porch of a Cracker Barrel.
by B-Nasty-Nasty-Nasty February 29, 2016
mugGet the Greek donkeymug.

Wet donkey

When a man ejaculates inside of his woman and then immediately gives her a donkey back ride, allowing the semen to dribble onto said man's back.
Okay Michelle, I'm finished, now get on my back and give me a wet donkey
by JHenbo May 16, 2020
mugGet the Wet donkeymug.

donkey-snatch

When you take something that isn't yours; or, someone who receives something that they didn't earn.
"Hugo just donkey-snatched that girls purse"

"Sara is such a donkey-snatch; she slept with the professor to get a 4.0"
by R.T. Custard April 21, 2010
mugGet the donkey-snatchmug.

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