Much like the concept of the common donkey punch. When performing anal sex with your spouse, upon ejaculation, one must roll the spouse onto her front and engage in a crossface. This must be timed to perfection, so that when ejaculation occurs, your spouse shrieks in pain and taps out. When performed right, unmatched pleasure will occur. This is best not to be practiced during a threesome, as during the crossface struggle, your spouse may tag in the third member of the party, who will unleash havoc on you. This must only be applied on a real woman, as this procedure is not for the feint of hearted.
Hey Jason, Cassandra told me she has a stiff neck! what happened last night?
Man she was being lazy, so i gave her the donkey crossface! Bitchin'
Man she was being lazy, so i gave her the donkey crossface! Bitchin'
by Trashy Poo! February 15, 2010
Get the Donkey Crossfacemug. a person behaving like a donkey, making donkey noises or just a person that is generally being a senseless human
by plattendreher March 15, 2012
Get the donkeying aroundmug. by The Alaskan and the Indian April 23, 2021
Get the Shaving the donkeymug. by MonksAnonymous August 29, 2015
Get the jump the donkeymug. Aggressively masturbating while standing atop some sort of motion-enabled chair, such as a rocker or glider.
by B-Nasty-Nasty-Nasty February 29, 2016
Get the Greek donkeymug. When a man ejaculates inside of his woman and then immediately gives her a donkey back ride, allowing the semen to dribble onto said man's back.
by JHenbo May 16, 2020
Get the Wet donkeymug. "Hugo just donkey-snatched that girls purse"
"Sara is such a donkey-snatch; she slept with the professor to get a 4.0"
"Sara is such a donkey-snatch; she slept with the professor to get a 4.0"
by R.T. Custard April 21, 2010
Get the donkey-snatchmug.