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shampoo dodger

people who don't like washing their hair and don't realise it has gone greasy and horrible.
megan- that girl anya has such greasy hair!

joanna- i know, what a shampoo dodger!
by hanzbub. February 15, 2009
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dodger-brained

doj-er - breynd

When a sports fan is overwhelmingly vocal about their team even though no one asked. An internet troll with no creativity or basic means of human communication. They have little education or real ambition and continuously live in the past.
"Can you believe that dodger-brained doofus didn't know it took his team 72 years to win a championship?"
by TantrumPolice December 31, 2020
mugGet the dodger-brainedmug.

Skirt-Dodger

(noun)
An individual who, when faced with scrutiny or suspicion, takes actions to appear innocent or virtuous solely to evade investigation or potential consequences, rather than out of genuine goodness or moral character.

-- This term is often used to describe someone who employs manipulative tactics or engages in superficial acts to deflect attention away from their questionable behavior or to deter further probing into their actions.
Person A: "Did you hear about Mark? He donated a large sum of money to charity after news of his financial misconduct broke out."
Person B: "Yeah, but I doubt he did it out of the goodness of his heart. He's just a skilled Skirt-Dodger trying to avoid getting caught and investigated further."
by ahundredovens July 25, 2023
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Corn Dodger

Originated as an alternative definition to Corn Fritter(s).but has since taken new meaning through further discussion.

One who is commonly looking to avoid contact with homosexual males at a party, gala, box social, or social event.
Look at Jimmy over there. He’s been in the corner there with Saucy Pete and Flamboyant Fred for the last 30 minutes. Let’s see if that Corn Dodger, Jimmy, can get out of this one again.
by Jameson Gladenton April 13, 2025
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Veggie Dodger

a person who doesn’t eat the vegetables like a FREAK
Someone: you didn’t eat your vegetables
Me: yes
Someone: veggie dodger
by jdidjf July 16, 2022
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