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sick twisted disturbed fuck

1) Someone whose ribcage you'd like to tear open with the claw end of a hammer so you can defecate in his chest cavity.

2) Somebody who should have his head nailed to the floor while being sodomized with a cheesecloth-sack full of a thousand angry bees.
Zeke: My request for a new chair was rejected because of that sick twisted disturbed fuck. I tell ya, someone ought to force him at gunpoint to face-fuck a wild boar.
by Krakky McKraken November 5, 2006
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Distempered Tuna

Damn man, I'm tired of all this distempered tuna around me....all the bitches keep yelling at me!
by Tuna Lover March 6, 2009
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Distance Disease

When a member of the opposite sex looks good from afar but looks far from good.
Guy 1: "Dude, check out that hot chick across the street!"
Guy 2: "Hell yeah, here she comes!"
Guy 1: "Ewww. She's not hot at all. She's got Distance Disease!"
by G.Funk January 29, 2010
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distrigued

We've all felt this. It's that peculiar sensation of being genuinely disturbed by something, but somehow at the same time, oddly intrigued.
Did you just say you like to watch CSPAN while oiled up and completely in the nude? I'm distrigued.

Ugh, I just got tubgirled! It's so disgusting... but I can't look away! I'm just distrigued.
by Kaptinn January 20, 2011
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Distrubtion

The magical land where the demigod, Nasty Man, rules with a firm but kind heart. It is a wondrous kingdom filled with folklore and breathtaking landscapes. The citizens of Distrubtion are known for their prowess and skill in creating miracles of technology.
Super wicked busy banging out tech wonders on the floor in Distrubtion.
by Wboy August 30, 2012
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disturbled

A disturbing way of using the word "disturbed".
I was very disturbled when I saw the dog having sex with the cat.
by dogsrock December 28, 2014
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distropointing

(adj): a combination of stressful, distressful, and overall dissapointing
a had such a distropointing day at work today, you wouldn't believe it.
by Sexydimma September 14, 2014
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