Discount Mario

Any person, but especially a man, being openly and offensively misogynistic toward any person identifying as female.

"Hey Suzie, watch out for John, he tried to tell me women don't deserve equal pay because they were inferior. He was totally being a Discount Mario"

by Disposabledarling November 30, 2020

Salmon slap discount

While at pike street market in Seattle, some visitors have received this discount of 5 percent reality check. You must be passing through, unaware of your surroundings and slapped in the face by a raw salmon that is thrown across from an employee to another as part of their gimmick.

Albert got the salmon slap discount again.. It seems to be helping his ADHD. I added to psychological evaluation.

by Petesbeeps April 18, 2018

Potato Discount

When adding a product worth less than $2.99 makes your overall Amazon order cheaper.
Amazon has a $25 minimum for free overnight shipping — otherwise you have to pay $2.99 to get it shipped overnight. So if your subtotal is $22.01 - $24.99, you can add something cheap (such as a single potato) to push your cart over the limit and get it all for less than you'd have to pay with the overnight shipping fee.

I needed my order fast and didn’t want to pay $2.99 for overnight shipping, so I added a $0.69 potato to my cart. That Potato Discount saved me $2.56!

by Ghost Crow September 9, 2024

eso discount

1. The act of hitting a lick at the store, usually in Newmarket, Auckland. Individuals using the eso discount may experience low levels of remorse because they descend from a long line of fuck-ups or straightened circumstances.

2. To unlawfully remove from a place of business.

"g are we paying for this?"
"hala g, eso discount"

by eso_merchant May 5, 2025

Homie discount

Yeah they yah homie but you gotta make a living too, bussiness is bussiness.. there is no homie discount.

"Aye I'm yah boy, lemme get the homie discount."
"The homie discount is me allowing you to enjoy my bussiness/product without issue."

by YourLocalTattooArtist April 20, 2025

Five finger discount

A word that is used for stealing. To do this you have five fingers and you use them to get what you want when you want

Bro lets go to Victoria's secret and five finger discount some panties I'm commando right now

by Sarahlively13 September 21, 2018

Blackout Discount

Waking up after blacking out with various Sheetz's food in your pocket that you did not buy.

I guess we went to Sheetz's I brought my Blackout Discount.

by THawley April 16, 2011