dockers

Part of Craprate America's uniform. Also used as a mind control tool to keep its employees down and stupid. Designed to make you look fat and less intelligent than well-heeled C-level executives.

Hey, did you get the new memo?
Yeah, no more jeans. Dockers and polo shirts.
Wonder if we should sing when they put the chains on?

by dethscul August 13, 2005

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dickerdoodle

v. To waste time on nonessential hobbies or interests. Usually in the presence of other people, ignoring them. In general to screw around.

Frequently used in the present participle tense: dickerdoodling

n. Anything you want dickerdoodle to represent. Usually an object or food. Often used when one forgets the name of the object.

Verb:
Michael: "Hey Spence what do you think of my new Clark shoes?"
... no answer... Spence is playing on his new iPhone
Michael: "Spence STOP dickerdoodling on your new iPhone and look at my damn shoes!"

TBone: "Hey Spencer what are you doing today?"
Spence: "I'm just gonna dickerdoodle at home today."

Noun:
Michael: "Hey Mr. Al can you pass the dickerdoodle?" (pointing to the television remote)
Mr. Al: "No problem"

Sitting at Olive Garden waiting for a seat and the buzzer starts to vibrate.
Michael: "Oh shoot bud! Finally this dickerdoodle to going off!"

by mjdavila October 1, 2010

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Devin Dickerson

Devin Dickerson is a man with a head full of spaghetti, he where’s hats often and has bad grades, sometimes he be cussin up a storm, he likes to vape.

Devin Dickerson be cussin up a storm

by Notdevindickerson February 23, 2018

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sofia Dickerson

Big heart with big titties. A girl that likes to make silly faces whenever it is possible. Loves to strut her model walk in the halls! Give this girl a blowout and she is Victorias Secret.

Sofia Dickerson IS that girl.

by natashafrancis October 16, 2023

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Pull a Dickerson

To kill your kid because they drive you nuts

I'm going to pull a Dickerson if Jimmy does stop asking why

by Jockstrapjocktap June 6, 2018

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Dickerous

An uncomftrably large cliterous, often ressembling a small dick.

I was giving this girl an easter finger and decided to go down on her to get my red wings. I discovered apon inspection however, that she had a dickerous and that shit is just too weird for me.

by Erickhand December 19, 2010

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