david devine

Someone who's a fucking vape god. The one thing he does better than blowing fat o's is making dope ass youtube videos. this guy usually gets all the pussy he wants and more. He also has a very cute butt.

dude that Adam Sandler guy was pretty cool, almost as cool as David Devine

by nonnapasta February 23, 2018

Oriental Viewing Device

A more socially acceptable way to refer to one's Japs eye

"Oops I seem to have a pubic hair stuck in my oriental viewing device!"

"Oh well never mind"

by deemo7 June 17, 2009

AFIMD [Anti-Foot In Mouth Device]

The part of your brain which kicks in at the last second and prevents you from saying something incredibly stupid.

He was about to ask her about her pseudopregnancy, when his AFIMD Anti-Foot In Mouth Device kicked in and closed his mouth for him.

by Thinkingman.com January 21, 2011

Desire

the need to be seen, heard, touched by another; to crave; to create points of contact,thresholds, between two individuals either physically, through skin and flesh, or mentally, through memory.

she was overwhelmed by her desire for his touch.

by kristi-ji January 13, 2009

carnal desire

Sex drive

Damn you feeding my carnal desire with that booty shaking

by Boss171 November 30, 2013

Hands-free masturbation device

Venus 2000 its the next best thing.

Feels so good to be in my Hands-free masturbation device.

by HazRub June 6, 2007

Désiré

The name of a girl (usually brunette) whom is slutty, insecure, spoilt, conceited, superficial, and attention-seeking.

She loves glitz & glamour, taking/editing photos of herself & caking on makeup.

She wants to be glorified, worshipped, famous, desired, adored & idolised. She wants men to want her & women to want to be her. She thinks fame will get her a guy & solve her low self-esteem & problems. Therefore this girl will try and become a model or actress.

Person1: What do you call a girl who wants to be desired, loves attention and puts on too much makeup?
Person2: That would be Désiré. All in all the worst kind of girl you could deal with.

by TheVendingMachineUSA April 30, 2013