Marcos: Ahhgfluhmmf!!
Adam: Woah! Did you just go through a Detroit Triathlon?
Marcos: Yeah. Now I have to go take a shower to get this mess off of me.
Adam: Woah! Did you just go through a Detroit Triathlon?
Marcos: Yeah. Now I have to go take a shower to get this mess off of me.
by Marcos Gonzalez January 19, 2009
Get the Detroit Triathlonmug. The act of shitting in a female's mouth and simultaneously pouring a bag of salted airplane peanuts in the female's mouth.
1. Dave gave Jessica Mcknight a Rocky Detroit, and she still still had the taste of shit and cheap airline peanuts in her mouth a day later.
by Peter Pappis February 24, 2008
Get the Rocky Detroitmug. Windsor, Ontario (Sin city of the North)
A city in Southwestern Ontario Canada. Home to Ontario's most hoppin' bar scene and the best collection of drunk sluts this side of river. On weekends, great numbers of Americans flock to Windsor to get shittered and make complete asses of themselves, while the respectable Canadian kids beat their asses and fuck their women.
Windsor is home to what McLean's Magazine considers the worst university in the country, but they only think that because the editors know they wouldn't get a single ounce of trim from the girls there.
Recently, Windsor has been completely overrun with conservative tight-wad assholes who don't believe in the ideals that built and fueled the city, which has led to the rapid demise of the region's integrity, including the loss of the auto industry and the rise of assholes who vote beyond their means.
Windsor is home to the country's best hockey team (Windsor Spitfires), and also boasts Ceasar's Casino, the country's most populated bar scene, and more strip clubs than you can possibly get kicked out of in one night.
A city in Southwestern Ontario Canada. Home to Ontario's most hoppin' bar scene and the best collection of drunk sluts this side of river. On weekends, great numbers of Americans flock to Windsor to get shittered and make complete asses of themselves, while the respectable Canadian kids beat their asses and fuck their women.
Windsor is home to what McLean's Magazine considers the worst university in the country, but they only think that because the editors know they wouldn't get a single ounce of trim from the girls there.
Recently, Windsor has been completely overrun with conservative tight-wad assholes who don't believe in the ideals that built and fueled the city, which has led to the rapid demise of the region's integrity, including the loss of the auto industry and the rise of assholes who vote beyond their means.
Windsor is home to the country's best hockey team (Windsor Spitfires), and also boasts Ceasar's Casino, the country's most populated bar scene, and more strip clubs than you can possibly get kicked out of in one night.
by born&raised April 29, 2011
Get the South Detroitmug. by Tyreese Reggins September 21, 2014
Get the detroit dirtmug. My granny gave my grandfather a Detroit Divorce. It was hard for women to get a divorce if the husband didn't want it, so she shot him in the ass with her gun and moved back here to Tennessee.
by cinnamon-the-cat June 19, 2016
Get the detroit divorcemug. The sexual act first performed in Detroit in which a man takes a shit on a woman's hand, which then the woman then rubs the feces all over her hand her hand and proceeds to give the man a hand job. Afterwards, the woman then aggressively gives the man a BJ which smears the shit all over her mouth.
Mr. Seddon was pleased when his student, Paulina Guzik, gave him a nasty and pleasuring Detroit Handroller.
by lickdapussay April 25, 2015
Get the Detroit Handrollermug. The act of deficating on an automobile windshield. It can be used in place of or conjunction with the built-in heater to help remove frost or ice. A variation of the Cleveland Steamer or Boston Pancake.
"Dude, I can't see, there's too much ice on the windshield"
"No problem I'll use the Detroit Defroster to 'clear' that right up"
"No problem I'll use the Detroit Defroster to 'clear' that right up"
by phishQuotes August 31, 2013
Get the Detroit Defrostermug.