Someone who has extremely bad luck with tables, having them fall apart with even the slightest of touches.
Person 1: sets down mug
Table 1: collapses
Person 1: brushes up against Table 2 while attempting to clean up coffee mess
Table 2: fucking explodes
Person 2: “(Person 1’s name), Destroyer of Tables”
Table 1: collapses
Person 1: brushes up against Table 2 while attempting to clean up coffee mess
Table 2: fucking explodes
Person 2: “(Person 1’s name), Destroyer of Tables”
by Pensisnep October 14, 2021
Get the Destroyer of Tablesmug. when a woman's vagina has teeth and has at least mangled 20+ or more male penis's. Becoming the modern Thot medusa of the new modern era.
For example
"My friend james charles fell into the legs of "wee wee destroyer" , he ended up sadly being gay afterwards to cope with his loss of said penis"
"My friend james charles fell into the legs of "wee wee destroyer" , he ended up sadly being gay afterwards to cope with his loss of said penis"
by NOHEAT AGENT 21 December 7, 2019
Get the Wee wee destroyermug. by Alleycat849 June 6, 2023
Get the Alvin the pussy destroyermug. definition as a person: A person who was born for the sole purpose of tearing your life apart, you don't know why they are doing so, they just decided to, they mostly stop at nothing to antagonize you. It usually has an effect of euphoria when the 'Destroyer' gets what they deserve.
person defined as a destroyer actively tries to ruin an activity that the person they are currently targeting ultimately making their life worse
"dear god when will you just fucking leave me alone you leech" the victim says.
"dear god when will you just fucking leave me alone you leech" the victim says.
by banflimflam April 28, 2022
Get the Destroyermug. Friend 1:draws card *giggle*
Friend 2: what?
Me: Oh shit
Me: OH FUCK
Friend 1: places destroyer of friendship
Everyone: FUCK YOU
Friend 2: what?
Me: Oh shit
Me: OH FUCK
Friend 1: places destroyer of friendship
Everyone: FUCK YOU
by HOLY FUCK IT'S NINJESUS December 9, 2019
Get the destroyer of friendshipmug. A 17 inch black destroyer dildo, a mutli functional piece of equipment used for many things such as anal, phone holder, cooking, something to beat your children with and most importantly for pain.
by THYT November 18, 2020
Get the Black destroyermug. by Chieflonghorn February 28, 2022
Get the Tripe destroyermug.