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Reverse Desperate Housewife

When a younger woman fornicates with an older man, usually married at time of consummation.

It's origin is unknown, but rumor has it that the term originated when rumors spread that Eva Longoria took part in an affair with Hugh Hefner during his 7th marriage. Longoria was allegedly only 24 at the time.
"Kerry is currently taken by a married man with kids"

"Ah, the old fashioned 'reverse desperate housewife'"
by durkadurkista November 4, 2013
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Desperate

A person that is so desperate for fucking someone that he goes for the first person interested in him
Did you see how desperate Bendik was for Julia?
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Despereality

When your so desperate that it becomes a reality.
Man 1 - Dude, I'm so broke I had to sell my house!

Man 2 - That's fucked up man, Despereality's a bitch!
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desperate

person #1: bro i rly need 1k on tiktok
person#2: damn bro you're desperate like frd7.rl lmao
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Internet Desperate

Someone who wants like and followers online
"'Fleur is so internet desperate"
by Ireallylikedogs February 20, 2017
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Desperate

When a guy/girl goes back to their ex to have sexual relations due to the active state of loneliness, sadness, depression, and even horniness
Reed is so desperate he hooked up with his ex last night!
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Desperate day

The day Know as Desperate day is the day 12/5 it is used to show how desperate you are.
Hey pls stop being a bitch and inv me to the clan its Desperate day.
by Arealbaby December 5, 2021
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