deez nuts

The thing your mum likes the most.

'deez nuts!'said the guy in the meme

by iknowurpassword March 20, 2023

Deez Nuts

Very large, obtuse, and fat nuts

Hey can I touch your Deez Nuts?
You may touch Deez Nuts!

by therealandonlyrealman March 24, 2023

Deez nuts

A funny response referring to a man’s private area.

He peed out of deez nuts

by funi boi March 24, 2023

Deez Nuts

One of the most versatile jokes in meme history. It can be incorporated into any sentence and either make everyone laugh, or want to kill you.

Person 1: Something came in the mail today.

Person 2: What?

Person 1: Some birthday cards along with a check!

Person 2: That's pretty cool!

Person 1: Y'know what was in one of the cards?

Person 2: What?

Person 1: DEEZ NUTS! HA! GOTTEM!

Person 2: kill yourself

by xXCanadaCowXx January 25, 2023

Deez nuts

A fruit consisting an edible shell and a kernel

Hey, what’s in this chocolate?

Deez nuts

by Eueueueueueeueueueu January 26, 2023

Deez nuts

An act of viciously and maliciously tricking a male into mentioning another mans testicles in a devious way.

Adam:"Bro who the fuck is deez"
Hussein:"Deez nuts!"

by H311o January 30, 2023

Deez Nuts Id

Deez Nuts Id is a powerful security method that uses deez nuts to authenticate the user. It is now equipped in the DeezNuts Book Pro, the MemeBook Pro, and the Imeme Deez Nuts Edition

" Please use Deez Nuts Id to make this payment of 20 AUD"

by Cling Clong Wang Wong February 5, 2023