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Declan Roberts

A MAN, tall, sexy, big cock, lord of memes, and overall the best you have ever had in bed (and virtually). The kind of guy you wake up with head and treat like a fucking king (because he deserves it). Guy, you hook up with at a staff party and continue hooking up and then end up falling in love with. The best hiney and even better hair, and the manliest facial hair ever. "Wise, intellectual, always right, and funny that's Declan for ya."
oh that Declan Roberts have virtual sex with me
by declanslover23456789 February 20, 2019
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Declan

a shitty boy whose friends are perverts. He games for 13 hours a day, yells when he has to pick up a SINGULAR piece of trash, and constantly makes you want to stab him. He's also probably homophobic/transphobic.
dude: "Who is that?"
me: "Declan. He's a bastard."

:)
by Body Count: 34 January 31, 2022
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Declan

Everyone likes them also have big willys and know hot please a girl
Stop being a loser be more like a Declan
by Aynonumes17172 June 2, 2022
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Declan

Declan: A young, skinny gay boy, Majority of the time is under 6ft tall. Most of the time a Declan is sensitive, dumb, and quick to fall in love. Over-all Declan's love dick.
1 (Declan): O-omg, Is that really your penis. Its so- big....

2 (Shagger): Yes, it is my baby. Would you like this steaming hot pipe in your ass.

3 (Declan): O-oh --- AHHH

4 (Shagger): -Inserts-

5 (Declan): Ahhhh - Blood pours on to the floor out of his ass-

6 (Shagger): -Finishes-

7 (Shagger): Now your really a Declan, aren't you?
by declan3942 October 3, 2025
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The Declan Effect

when one cuts their hair to get wings and suddenly gets hotter
“Ayo why quin lookin different lately?”
Man it’s the Declan effect.
by Urmomsnewbitxh69 October 31, 2023
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Declan

A very attractive guy with long hair (soon to get cut)
I met Declan at the park
by Balloons are cool June 22, 2022
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Declan

Declan is the best person ive ever met. he makes me happy and i make him happy. he loves staying up all night, his electronics, and the outside. whilst he is not the best at texting he is great to have a conversation with. he dosent smile a lot, other than when were togather. emotion is somthing he dont sho either. he has a very dark sense of humor and is hilarious. he is alos a pretty good hand holder
Declan: *smiles*
Everyone: What is this? I didnt know it could do this?
by the_secret_hermit September 10, 2019
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