harry darnes

A small prick who is a selfish little cunt and complains about his internet connection you know when you see Harry because if you say hi or try and greet them they will continuously scream I like dick. And for some reason he is still confused why nobody loves him plus he has a very small dick

Harry darnes

by A guy with a huge dick June 14, 2020

The Danish Nasty

The Danish Nasty: when you insert someone’s head into a oven and feed them cake while you’re having sex

Hey man where were you?

Me and my girl were doing “The Danish Nasty”

Damn

by Manorbooo January 19, 2021

Cheese Danish

A geriatric creampie.

I was changing her diaper and noticed grandpa gave granny a cheese danish last night.

by Nimrod’s Curator July 27, 2022

Crossing the Danish Border

To switch change sexual preferences from any category or sub-category to something new.

Dan just crossed the Danish border when he went home with that girl. He has been gay for years.

Alice freely moves about the Danish border.

Eric: I am crossing the Danish border tonight - that guy's body is just too hot to pass up.

by Bordercrosser June 14, 2014

Gosh diggity darnit

When you accidentally do something wrong or do something you didn't want to do.

Gosh diggity darnit, I have just spilt water everywhere.
Gosh diggity darnit, everything is going wrong.

by Liz Poobrain January 24, 2023

cherry danish

after recieving some gorgeous head shoot it in her face and pop her in the nose. looks just like a cherry danish!

after i gave little susie a cherry danish she slapped me across the face.

by Blake Sprunk June 9, 2003

danish kiss

when he nuts in your mouth so you act like you swallowed, then go in for a kiss and give him the nut back

“bro my gf gave me the best blowjob of my life and she gave me a danish kiss and walked out!!”

“damn you swallowed cum?? boy you gay af”

by fuck denmark June 1, 2019