damnit johny

While taking a shit, a damnit johny is when you push out half the shit, but you cant push out the rest. And a little piece gets stuck on the threshold of your anus and you feel it in there all day until you have to shit again.

Last week, I went to take a shit, bit I had a damnit johny, and it was terrible.

by UltraThikc June 27, 2014

damn!!!!!

an expression used in suprise, disgust, shock, or when just about any other emotion is felt

"Damn!!!!! That old tuna sandwich was disgusting."

"That girl is so pretty, hot damn!!!!!"

by trashbag2.0 June 15, 2016

damn-ified

a combination of being mortified and wanting to say damn at the same time

Daniel, i'm damn-ified by your white vans

by frenchfries82 February 19, 2019

Damn shit junk

Ask someone if their an idiot

Ya wah "damn shit junk"

by Jayyyyythugz December 11, 2019

Tra-Damn

An emphasis on the swear 'damn,' in the form of magic-trick jabberwocky.

"Tra-Damn," says the hobo clown, as he drops his pack of Black and Milds.

by Tha Helpdesk March 27, 2009

Demographically Damned

When two people love each other, but cannot make the relationship work, because their upbringing and backgrounds are too diverse, and they don't have enough experience in common to bond completely.

"Harry and Sheila were perfect for each other except they were Demographically Damned. He could never come up to her level."

by Mamahipster November 7, 2011

beaver damn

It's the equivalent of a cock block for women. It's when someone prevents them from getting laid.

Gosh I was trying to get laid by John but Harry was such a beaver damner.

by Swtkarma October 17, 2013