Quintessential under 50 persona residing in D-town. (feigned apologies Detroit and <cough> Denver.) Spot the shallow eyes and boasts about their residence in University Park or Oak Cliff. Recognize the graphic tees/button ups <gasp>, jeans and tasteless designer kicks, i.e. Ed Hardy boys. "It's not L.A., nor NYC, it's Dallas baby." As far as Americans can fall, not bad people, and Texans generally have a leg up . . . but sporting events are not promenades no matter how hard you strut your Douchebaggage, and don't call me bro or attempt to relate to me by casually jangling your leased or lineage luxury vehicle keys.
DD: "Oh, we have one of those in Dallas, it's ok. Where you from?"
Some dude: "I, too, am a Dallas Douche, just taking some much needed time off."
DD: "Yeah, I know what you're talking about . . . but I'm not a douche, and Dallas is where's it's at!"
Some dude: "I, too, am a Dallas Douche, just taking some much needed time off."
DD: "Yeah, I know what you're talking about . . . but I'm not a douche, and Dallas is where's it's at!"
by Jasques du Gerard December 2, 2009
Get the Dallas Douchemug. When one partner packs a fat lip of dip, cut and brand doesn't matter, and gives the receiving partner then gets a blowjob from the partner with dip in their mouth, effectively making the penis look like a turd.
by HitMan1c3 October 15, 2020
Get the Sloppy Dallasmug. In "Call of Duty 4" using the "Scorpion" to kill many enemies results in a "Scorpin Dallas Multi Pass" (a reference to the film "The Fifth Element"). Obviously this can be summarized by simply calling the entire event "Scorpin Dallas".
"Are you going to use the Ak-47?"
"No, I think Scorpin Dallas wants to say hello to their faces".
"I used my Scorpin Dallas Multi-Pass in order to head-shot 19 fagtrons."
"Scorpin Dallas his dumbass!"
"No, I think Scorpin Dallas wants to say hello to their faces".
"I used my Scorpin Dallas Multi-Pass in order to head-shot 19 fagtrons."
"Scorpin Dallas his dumbass!"
by Mikthan April 20, 2008
Get the Scorpin Dallasmug. Some dumbass nickname created by someone who thought they were the cleverest motherfucker alive. Probably spawned by a Washington Redskin fan, unknowing of how many less Super Bowl titles they have than the Cowboys.
Redskins Fan: I've got an idea! Let's call them the Dallas Cowgirls! HAHA!
Cowboys Fan: Excuse me? I couldn't hear you. I have 5 Lombardi trophies blocking my ears.
Cowboys Fan: Excuse me? I couldn't hear you. I have 5 Lombardi trophies blocking my ears.
by cowboysarebetter August 16, 2009
Get the Dallas Cowgirlsmug. team that has a very small amount of people who cheer for them and are drug dealers who were good at football. Emmit Smith is overrated and the only "true" Cowboy fans live in the Dallas-Fort Worth area.
by Denver Beck May 8, 2006
Get the dallas cowboysmug. The gayest team in the National Football League. Previously employed such homosexuals like Troy Aikman, Michael Irvin, and Emmitt Smith. Currently getting its ass handed to them every year by the E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES.
by Rick June 17, 2005
Get the Dallas Cowboysmug. by ha-ha April 12, 2005
Get the dallas cowboysmug.