The Dairy Maid

When you're stroking a person's dick (they're on all fours), and right as they're about to cum, you yank on their balls like you'd yank on a cow's teat, and they "mooo!" in pain.

I gave a guy the funniest blue balls the other night, both figuratively and literaly; hit 'im with the dairy maid.
The amount of therapy he'll need after that night is gonna be expensive, but his reaction was priceless!

by Da Vincheesy August 6, 2024

Dirty dairy cow

When a male is on his hands and knees and an occupant grab his penis and starts milking it like an udder while fingering his rectum

I got milk so good like a dirty dairy cow

by Defineray February 27, 2024

dairy checking

Dairy checking, a popular saying in New Zealand denoting the situation whereby one needs to go to multiple dairy’s to find what they want. Akin to checking in with lots of people to see their availability. Similar to to diary checking.

I’m going to have to go dairy checking to sort this out.

by Chunkle June 20, 2023

Dairy Queen the pin

In disc golf, a long tee or approach shot that gently lands near the hole parked for all to admire. With such a gentle landing, it’s like a Dairy Queen soft serve dripping from a towering waffle cone.

A.J.: That hyzer bomb tee shot landed with a twirly bird then gently kissed the bottom of the pin
Ricky: It’s always nice to Dairy Queen the pin once in a while

by wch-meister April 2, 2019

warm dairy

When milk sits out for a little too long and is a little too similar to semen to make you comfortable to drink it

Yo nig, want some warm dairy?
Nah bruh, looks like yah semen.

by warmdairy September 21, 2014

dairy

yuri, but for non-binary people

person 1: dude i love yuri, but im into non-binary people
person 2: have you heard of dairy?

by carl7879 June 27, 2025

Dairy

When you call some "dairy"

It means a very weak ,push over, immature

Personally.

The term Dairy was originated after the dairy tooth we have as baby's.

"Stop being so dairy and get this job done"
"Chris is so dairy, he cant even lift 25lb"

by Ben_yehuda October 28, 2020