Don’t stick your dick in broken

A more useful and practical version of the phrase “Don’t stick your dick in crazy!”
It can be difficult to know crazy before sticking your dick in and crazy almost always only reveals itself after said action.
Broken is a far more reliable metric as it is revealed earlier on and very often packaged with crazy.

A word of caution, broken can sometimes not be crazy but is the minority and one must thread lightly.

Tim: “I met this perfect body girl (10/10) last month but I feel like she has a lot of emotional baggage.”
Jim: “Bro, don’t stick your dick in broken!”
Tim: “Don’t you mean don’t stick your dick in crazy?”
Jim: “No I mean broken! It’s impractical to know crazy until it’s too late but you can very quickly know broken. Broken almost always leads to crazy.”

by nickurbandic July 4, 2021

Don’t Feed the Hand That Bites you

Don’t help someone who will try and harm or harass you.
Like being nice villagers in remote country who then attack you and as it suits them to receive aid and simultaneously fight you.

I told him Don’t Feed the Hand That Bites you as he was trying to to get on the good side of his upstairs neighbor that promptly dumped coffee on his laundry.

by fonty July 11, 2010

Yeetus the fetus, don’t drink diabeetus

When you’re feeling weird and need something to say, “yeetus the fetus, don’t drink diabeetus” is a go-to sating. It’s usually used under the context of when after someone has said something strange or funny.

Dude 1: bro, did you know Micheal Jackson’s pronouns are hee/hee?

Dude 2: haha! Yeetus the fetus, don’t drink diabeetus!

by Qunchii December 3, 2018

Don’t stick your dick in crazy

A rule all men should live by if they don’t want to have their lives ruined.

Elon: Yo I just banged Amber Heard last night.

James: Yea I’ve banged Amber Heard before, do not recommend.

Elon: Why not?

James: did you see what she did to Johnny? She beat him, told everyone he raped her. Now he’s getting cancelled and his career is in the toilet.

Elon: Shit, I guess I didn’t follow the most important rule: Don’t stick your dick in crazy.

by anonymous May 30, 2022

Don’t get your pussy in a pretzel

Don’t get your pussy in a pretzel is way of saying not to get worked up and to chill

Gabby-man if there isn’t any pumpkin pie it’s your fault

Gianna- gabby don’t get your pussy in a pretzel

by MECHSandppp November 7, 2019

Don’t try to teach a pig to sing

Don’t try to teach a pig to sing; it doesn’t work and it annoys the pig. Basically don’t bother teaching a stubborn person a life lesson if they’re not gonna learn from their mistakes anyway. They’re still going to keep making the same stupid mistake and expect a different result every time.

Due to Nicole’s stupidity for the last decade with the “edgy” ex-boyfriends and getting arrested multiple times, she’s never going to learn to grow the fuck up and never learn lessons in life. Don’t try to teach a pig to sing.

by rosenovarocks August 13, 2021

Why we don’t need school

Spanish: Dora
English: we speak it
Math: calculator
Science: we have NASA
Music: Spotify
Drama: TikTok

P.E.: walking back-and-forth to the kitchen
Writing: just text
Reading: if you are reading this you obviously know how to read

And this is why we don’t need school

by diddly_dum_dum November 14, 2020