Kettle Dodger

Someone who in the workplace always makes sure they're last to the tea room during break time so they do not have to make the tea/coffee for everyone

- Have you ever seen Graham make the tea?
- No mate, he's a classic kettle dodger

by MightyMorphinFlowerArranger August 2, 2016

Dodger

A Great Dane that has black and white spots. She's an absolute crackhead, barks a lot to the point of her owners' ears popping off, but at least she doesn't steal food, except for when she does.

People also tend to mistake her for a dalmatian.

"Oh look, it's my favourite dalmatian, Dodger!"
"SHE IS NOT A FUCKING DALMATIAN"

by GThei July 28, 2022

Dodgers

A baseball team from LA and they suck booty

Person 1: did you see the dodgers stole Albert Pujols
Person 2: Yeah, they have to steal every other teams good players to win games *eye rolls*

by Angels4life March 27, 2022

jammie dodger

1. The act of putting jam on your dick/ strap on and skull fcking the other person
2. A British biscuit with jam at the center

HEY DR FAGGOT!
What?

I JUST JAMMIE DODGER'D YOUR SLAVE
Why?
SHE PROVOKED ME! HER BOOBS WERE ON MY PYTHON AND SHE GOT BIT
uuuugghhhhhh...

by MYCOLOURFULCHICKENFINGEREDME June 11, 2016

bad dodger

Within the EVE Online (Space based MMORPG) gaming community, a 'Bad Dodger' is slang for an individual whom ducks social obligations of supporting friends and pays others to do it, often using real world currency.

That guy can't do anything for himself but he has a big wallet, such a bad dodger.

by RX121 April 24, 2024

consonant dodger

A person of low intellect (usually with their hands glued inside the top of their tracksuit bottoms) speaking incoherently.

The heated discussion cooled between the bus driver and the cyclist when it was interrupted by an aggressive consonant dodger.

by Muttonmusket December 15, 2020

Disney Dodger

Someone who is a fan of something that is OWNED by Disney but is not REALLY OWNED by Disney. Like Pixar, Marvel, Star Wars etc. although Disney owns them they are not really Disney at all considering that Disney bought them. Although these companies and brands are subsidiaries of Disney, they still maintain as their its unique culture, creativity, and technical prowess. More so, Disney would act as the parent company that employs these entities in specific roles, however they each have their departments, subsidiaries, or divisions with some degree of autonomy, maintaining their unique character and processes.

My cousin is a Disney Dodger for as long as I’ve remembered. Which is kind of weird since he’s watched all of the Pixar films but not any of the Walt Disney animated feature films.

by Zek7824 February 26, 2024