sicilian dumpster diver

someone who ingests a Giuseppe (olive oil and paprika) from another person's anus

after he gave her the Giuseppe he licked it out like a Sicilian dumpster diver

by trapani's finest February 21, 2014

hungarian river diver

This requires extreme precision and potentially a release waiver.

When you are fucking somebody doggy style you pull a plastic bag over their head cutting off them from air. You wait to cum until the very moment your partner is about to pass out, then pull out and stick your dick through the bag and as your partner gasps for air, you shoot your load in their mouth.

I'm on trial for manslaughter because when I was doing the Hungarian river diver things went real bad.

by Saltybeats March 25, 2017

deep sea diver

During a blowjob, the male partner shoves his dick as far as possible down the womans throat until she begins to exasperatedly gag, then urinates with a powerful jet stream. The woman then proceeds to gargle it into a fine mixture with her saliva, then spits it out into her hands, and lathers her body with it.

1. I gave Helen a deep sea diver...man, was she pissed!

by nick staton February 5, 2008

robs scuba diver

cumming in a girl mouth while she deep throtes while simultaneously pinching her nose close

hey baby you ready for a robs scuba diver

by J.R.V January 11, 2012

Diver Dan

This is a guy who is close to 50 and has no job. No, I retract that statement. He searches for coins in vacuum cleaners in gas stations. He also is a frequent heroin user (look for track marks). He's been in prison for not appearing in court. Do you want to see his house? Just come to San Antonio and look for a trash heap. It'll probably be his house.

Hi, my name is Diver Dan.

Do you have $20.00 for sex?

No. Let me call my nephew real quick.

by Poo-poo April 12, 2008

Uncle Duncan's Dirty Diver

When you engauge in anal intercourse with a female and you pull out your member and you notice she left you a present sitting inside your pee hole.

Guy 1 "dude she let me do her in the poopshoot for the first time!"
Guy 2 "Oh yea how was it man?"
Guy 1 "great besides the fact she left me with an Uncle Duncan's Dirty Diver"

by motoxyamaha2 April 22, 2008

Red diver ass muncher

to eat out a vagina on its period for the main course then proceed to anus for a doo doo dessert.

dude I was such a red diver ass muncher last night. I went deep sea diving in her red sea and drank it like red wine then ate the brownie out her ass.

by rockstarrr April 13, 2008