A thread posted by a troll on a message board that is anti-minority with the sole source being a link to a story in the scaremongering rag the Daily Mail (or the Daily Express or The Sun) that invariably turns out to be completely innocent and harmless.
Troll: "Muslim immigrants are eating BRITISH hamsters!!!!!! dailymail.co.uk/someshit/9454/lies"
Member: "Oh two Daily Fails in one day - well done."
Member: "Oh two Daily Fails in one day - well done."
by PabloDX9 August 21, 2009
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If you've met a person named Daisy, just know you've hit a goldmine, she's gorgeous, almost as if she had been born as an angel or a goddess. Even if she doubts herself, even if she doesn't believe it when she is told how perfect she is. Just wish she'd just know how much she means to anyone she meets, how everyone looks up to her and admires, falling for her charms.
Even if this world can't offer what she deserves. She deserves the universe. She's stunning. Her warm eyes light up your heart, her smile makes you wonder if you've been graced by an ultimate blessing. Her body, soul and mind are extraordinary. Seeing a mere photo of her will makes you smile faintly and wish to kiss her forehead. I just know her hugs are secure and tight, the endless want to just chill with her at a park, knowing that y'all got the vibes. Her sense of style, the ability she has to create art, whether it be makeup or real art. She's extremely talented. She's skilled and the most honest ever.
if you've met her, please, hold her closely, remind her how much she deserves. she's a real gem <3 even if she's far away, thinking of her makes you smile.
Even if this world can't offer what she deserves. She deserves the universe. She's stunning. Her warm eyes light up your heart, her smile makes you wonder if you've been graced by an ultimate blessing. Her body, soul and mind are extraordinary. Seeing a mere photo of her will makes you smile faintly and wish to kiss her forehead. I just know her hugs are secure and tight, the endless want to just chill with her at a park, knowing that y'all got the vibes. Her sense of style, the ability she has to create art, whether it be makeup or real art. She's extremely talented. She's skilled and the most honest ever.
if you've met her, please, hold her closely, remind her how much she deserves. she's a real gem <3 even if she's far away, thinking of her makes you smile.
someone 1: Oh i met Daisy yesterday, she seems so sweet!
other person: You met Daisy?? god i'm so envious of you.. she sounds like the best ever!! i'd worship her if i ever met her!!
other person: You met Daisy?? god i'm so envious of you.. she sounds like the best ever!! i'd worship her if i ever met her!!
by Daisy's waifu May 19, 2021
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Random person: hey! Have you watched daisy's distruction?
The other person: hell no! That's illegal!
The other person: hell no! That's illegal!
by thenotholyone March 27, 2023
Get the daisy's distruction mug.When the Daily Show goes on break a major disaster/news story happens the Friday immediately after the week's last show or early in the week off.
Dude,first the earthquake in Haiti,then the governor of Arizona,now the tsunami in Japan.The daily show effect must be at work.
by itstotallytrue March 31, 2011
Get the The Daily Show Effect mug.Electric Daisy Carnival is an annual electronic dance music festival held on the last weekend of June in Las Vegas, Nevada, but has also been held in Southern California, Texas and Puerto, making it the largest electronic dance festival outside Europe.
The preferred method to attend EDC is to be rolling your fucking balls off on some x, exos, extacy, mollies, etc.
For extra brutality and bastards that just cannot seem to give a fuck for some reason or another, you will be on LSD or acid and thus will really be tripping your fucking nuts off.
The preferred method to attend EDC is to be rolling your fucking balls off on some x, exos, extacy, mollies, etc.
For extra brutality and bastards that just cannot seem to give a fuck for some reason or another, you will be on LSD or acid and thus will really be tripping your fucking nuts off.
Guy: Hey you want to go to the Electric Daisy Carnival this summer?!?!
Girl: Sure! I'm looking forward to experiencing some music that'll undoubtedly ear fuck the shit out of me
Guy: Hell yea!!!!
Girl: Sure! I'm looking forward to experiencing some music that'll undoubtedly ear fuck the shit out of me
Guy: Hell yea!!!!
by Bacon Guy November 14, 2011
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