Fur curtain

When a woman's pubic hair is so long, it creates a cover around her vagina.

I wanted to fuck her, but couldn't make it past her fur curtain.

Me loves to suck on that fur curtain.

by CarbonBlixy May 16, 2016

meat curtaining

the female form of teabagging.

i was meat curtaining an enemy online when someone sniped me from behind.

by mm14 November 13, 2011

camel curtain

When a female's muffin top, gut (or paniculus) hangs low enough to cover-up her camel toe.

Damn...when I was in line at Walmart there was a chick across the isle with a kickin' camel curtain.

I ducked under the camel curtain and bam...found sugar.

by Midlo Clydesdale November 22, 2016

Blackout Curtains

n. Vaginal lips that are so large and dark they absorb all surrounding light. Similar to a cosmic black hole

I pulled down Teresa's panties and her blackout curtains consumed all surrounding light.

by Flake B. November 14, 2016

Smirk Curtain

A smirk curtain is slang for a nice mustache. It is a curtain for the smirk.

Hey Dave did you just have a cappuccino? You’ve got some milk froth in your smirk curtain!

by Tayne Morano April 24, 2020

Poo curtain

When you have diarrhea or soft poo and there isn’t a toilet brush so you hang a long piece of toilet paper from the seat to the water to capture the poo so not to leave skid marks - poo curtain

Jake was at his new girlfriends house and had the runs but realized their was no toilet brush so he hung a poo curtain so to not leave a skid marks

by Schneider’s mum August 7, 2019

beef curtains

n. 1 Loose and think labia majora that is caused by the repeated insertion of male genitalia and is characterized by the ability to flap in the wind. Beef curtains usually lead to a wicked camel toe even when the woman is wearing jeans.
n. 2 Drapery that is made from the meat of cows.

I thought you said she had beef curtains? Those weren't beef curtains. They weren't even flappin in the wind?

by Jimmy January 12, 2004