Conkle

When you fuck your cousin's uncle.

I conkled

by danielle howelter September 30, 2016

Cankles

When a person is so fat, there is no physical distinction of where their calfs end, and their ankles start.

"Whoa! She's a big girl!"

"Yeah, a knee length skirt is not a good idea. Look at those cankles"

by Ricky Simpson November 27, 2007

cankles

the most atractive lower leg a person can have, basically they are the shit

Moris couldnt get enough of his girlfriend's cankles, they were just that hot

by YsteB August 14, 2006

Chunkle

The worst part of any food; usually burnt or undercooked and very gristly.

I knew if I was late dinner I would get stuck with the chunkle of beef.

Why does my piece of chicken have a toenail in it? This just better not be the chunkle!

by Mr. Streudels November 29, 2011

fat conkle

A stupid, mean, or other wise lousy person who says something that contradicts your own opinion. He or she may say it in a ignorant or offensive way, though is not always the case, you just do not like them.

Person A) "Tom is a pretty chill dude, I mean, that weed he sold me was great"

Person B) "Actually it was half tea..."

Person A) "Shut up, fat conkle!"

by dontspeaklestspokento April 2, 2011

cankle

A medical condition suffered mostly by the obese to morbidly obese where the calf goes directly to the heal of the foot without any conture where the ankle bone should normally be expected to protrude.

The pictures on www.cankles.org really left no cankles to the imagination.

by PVH July 2, 2003

chunkle

Verb. To laugh so vigorously as to induce vomiting.

A portmanteau formation from "chuckle" and blow chunks.

I laughed so hard at that movie, I totally chunkled into the popcorn bowl.

by Nutrimat April 21, 2006