A half assed "suicide attempt" where the offender has no intention of actually killing themselves but, instead, wants to reap the attention that will result from people thinking they were seriously considering killing themselves.
Kathey tried to kill herself by putting a bag over her head but the thing had holes in it. What a cryacide.
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Xavier's girlfriend broke up with him so he committed a total cryacide by jumping out his first floor window.
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Xavier's girlfriend broke up with him so he committed a total cryacide by jumping out his first floor window.
by Colleen&Seth April 30, 2011
Get the cryacide mug.The act of crying so uncontrollably hard whether it is a sad cry or a happy cry that you lose control and fart slips out. If you are lucky the sound of sobbing muffles the minor explosion that just occurred between your legs.
After she heard that Dawson's Creek was being cancelled my girlfriend was so hysterical that she started cryarting and the worse thing was she had Mexican the night before.
by NickyLags November 15, 2012
Get the Cryarting mug.That crypalator jacked my wallet at the show!
I was crypalating in the club with a bitch on my nub!
2pac was crypalatin' so Biggie Smalls had him shot.
My girlfriend was crypalating through my dirty text messages to other hoodrats.
I was crypalating in the club with a bitch on my nub!
2pac was crypalatin' so Biggie Smalls had him shot.
My girlfriend was crypalating through my dirty text messages to other hoodrats.
by batess August 3, 2012
Get the Crypalator mug.a headache you'd get from the physical exertion of crying.
Me:"Do you have any ibe? i've been listening to too much eliot smith and now i have a cryache."
Me:"Do you have any ibe? i've been listening to too much eliot smith and now i have a cryache."
do you have any advil? i couldn't stop weeping during the end of titanic; gave myself a horrible cryache.
by cryache February 4, 2015
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Get the Cryjack mug.The aftereffect of an event/moment being so hysterical that it makes you cry and laugh at the same time.
Jeff: We wanted to feel bad for Tim, but we ended up getting lost in the crylarity of it all. After all, he deserved it.
by RainbowSerpentia June 22, 2014
Get the Crylarity mug.It is a fake disease that means that you are a total crybaby. Used as a slang word, it will cause one to cry for any little problem one might have. Side effects include bushy hair, fatness, and extreme anger issues. People with Cryaloteashanus Disease suffer for life from no friends because they bully others. They have parents that spoil them to the core as a child so they never earn ethics. These people should be watched out for because of the sadness they bring. Don't be fooled by the thin veneer of a crybaby. Just ignore and walk away. They are also considered annoying.
by Yourbuttface March 29, 2015
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