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Jizz Crown

When a royal King wish's to prove his loyalty to his one and only Queen, he will first gift her

with a Pearl Necklace. To be officially announced his Queen, he will then bestow the converted Jizz Crown apon her head. From which she shall receive her majizztic crown from his majestic cock.

(When a man cums on a woman's head in a full circle - Jizz Crown)
"My oh my Queen Elizabeth, that Jizz Crown puts a sparle in your eye" - King Dong
by Jizzanary November 17, 2017
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Crown Town

Refers to the mental space you find yourself in when an incoming poop is trying hard to birth itself but you must keep it up in there for the time being.
I took it all the way to crown town on my jog last night, bless those conveniently placed port-o-johns.
by k-shnizzle December 10, 2021
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Shadow Crown

Noun. - Sha•dō - Cröwn, A Group descriptive ex. Illuminati, knights templar, new world order.

1. Used to describe a group of elite much like the illuminati with the knowledge of the timing of the cycle of global catastrophes. They use this knowledge to build fortunes in the name of stopping a natural process called Global Axial Precession that controls the cycle of ice ages and warming periods. Using their fortunes they then build survival bunkers, orbit capable rockets and have even crafted the Solar Warden / Solar Sentinel programs as orbiting survival shelters for certain groups of elite.

2. Those that are selling fake climate change solutions are often wearing the shadow crown.
1. The builders of the Pyramids, and Derinkuyu wore the "shadow crown", after the flood waters settled they emerged to repopulate.

2. Some believe the illuminati wear the shadow crown.
by Thane J. A. Odinsson June 28, 2023
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Wanker's Crown

Alternative phrase for man bun or manbun when worn by a hipster or similarly smug, pretentious twat.
"I see that guy next door is now wearing a Wanker's Crown"
"Yes, gone down the full Hipster route sadly....."
by Dgaf72 January 25, 2020
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Ham Crown

Where you attempt to wear a vagina as a crown.
"Yo dawg I heard you tried to stick your head in your missus"

"Yeah man, I was totally wearing that Ham Crown."
by The Ham King January 18, 2010
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a crown tundra

Neo this is what a crown tundra is
by CoolDJ1000000000 October 13, 2020
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