by turkjim January 20, 2015

Intentially getting a girl so fuck up she can't stand stripping her naked then having a minimum of 4 men jackoff into her hair.
This lightweight at a party got crowned as a princess then woke up the next morning asking her why strands of hair are sticking together.
by Ron Michael jeremy May 17, 2016

Noun. - Sha•dō - Cröwn, A Group descriptive ex. Illuminati, knights templar, new world order.
1. Used to describe a group of elite much like the illuminati with the knowledge of the timing of the cycle of global catastrophes. They use this knowledge to build fortunes in the name of stopping a natural process called Global Axial Precession that controls the cycle of ice ages and warming periods. Using their fortunes they then build survival bunkers, orbit capable rockets and have even crafted the Solar Warden / Solar Sentinel programs as orbiting survival shelters for certain groups of elite.
2. Those that are selling fake climate change solutions are often wearing the shadow crown.
1. Used to describe a group of elite much like the illuminati with the knowledge of the timing of the cycle of global catastrophes. They use this knowledge to build fortunes in the name of stopping a natural process called Global Axial Precession that controls the cycle of ice ages and warming periods. Using their fortunes they then build survival bunkers, orbit capable rockets and have even crafted the Solar Warden / Solar Sentinel programs as orbiting survival shelters for certain groups of elite.
2. Those that are selling fake climate change solutions are often wearing the shadow crown.
1. The builders of the Pyramids, and Derinkuyu wore the "shadow crown", after the flood waters settled they emerged to repopulate.
2. Some believe the illuminati wear the shadow crown.
2. Some believe the illuminati wear the shadow crown.
by Thane J. A. Odinsson June 28, 2023

When a royal King wish's to prove his loyalty to his one and only Queen, he will first gift her
with a Pearl Necklace. To be officially announced his Queen, he will then bestow the converted Jizz Crown apon her head. From which she shall receive her majizztic crown from his majestic cock.
(When a man cums on a woman's head in a full circle - Jizz Crown)
with a Pearl Necklace. To be officially announced his Queen, he will then bestow the converted Jizz Crown apon her head. From which she shall receive her majizztic crown from his majestic cock.
(When a man cums on a woman's head in a full circle - Jizz Crown)
by Jizzanary November 17, 2017

Refers to the mental space you find yourself in when an incoming poop is trying hard to birth itself but you must keep it up in there for the time being.
I took it all the way to crown town on my jog last night, bless those conveniently placed port-o-johns.
by k-shnizzle December 10, 2021

by CoolDJ1000000000 October 13, 2020

"Yo dawg I heard you tried to stick your head in your missus"
"Yeah man, I was totally wearing that Ham Crown."
"Yeah man, I was totally wearing that Ham Crown."
by The Ham King January 18, 2010
