Creasing

A word used by utter twats that do not know how to speak English.

Dave: "I was creasing last night"

Bill: "You're a cunt."

by ratedr98 February 24, 2013

croading

When a guy shoves his thumb up your butt.

Watch out, Tony will try croading you.

by Toeho July 18, 2010

tokyo crossing

Where one basically walks across (diagonally) to cross the street instead of walking two crosswalks to get to the other corner in an intersection. (If you ever look in the Tokyo city crosswalks, everyone crosses regardless which way the crosswalks indicate.)

Well, since no cars were there, it was a tokyo crossing.

Dude, why would you walk two crosswalks when you can tokyo cross?

by Alex Huh August 27, 2006

Picture Crashing

Deliberately inserting yourself into the background of a picture taken by a random stranger or into a group photograph where you are not a member of the group.

We saw these tourists posing for a picture down by the Washington Monument and couldn't resist jumping in and picture crashing just as the shutter clicked.

by The other Big Guy December 3, 2007

roasting a marshmallow

When a large person lays out in the sun or uses a tanning bed to become tan.

My fat sister went to the beach without sunscreen and now she looks like a roasted marshmallow. The girls at the tanning salon were roasting a marshmallow all day in the winter.

by tsintao June 3, 2009

hog roasting

The act of someone taking a penis in the ass and in the mouth giving the appearance that the individual is being roasted like a hog over a fire

John:"did you here what me and Jenny did?"
Tim: "no..."
john:"me and Jim totally were hog roasting her"

by jimmyboy85 December 7, 2009

Choating

The act of overly and unnecessarily checking on someone or something.

If you sit a pan of cookies in the oven, and check them every 30 seconds for the entire 45 minutes it takes to bake them, then you are Choating the cookies.

Quit Choating me over the report. It will get done when it's done. GEEZ!

by Dr. Jonas Finklestein August 20, 2008