very sexy, tall guy. one of the most random, funny guys you will ever meet. fun to talk to. knows how to make a girl smile. not a mean person, BUT is a whore.
by vcmifjdnvujvbnufj July 20, 2011
Get the christopher mug.A verb named after the great Italian sailor Christopher Colombus, who reached the New World in 1492.
And refers to the act of civilizing or converting an uncontacted native group, specially a hostile one, often by means of arms
And refers to the act of civilizing or converting an uncontacted native group, specially a hostile one, often by means of arms
Person: The Sentinelese people are hostile to outsiders, have had no contact with civilization and will receive you with a volley of arrows
Me: Just Christopher Colombus the motherfuckers and you're done
Me: Just Christopher Colombus the motherfuckers and you're done
by ElConquistadordeAcero September 1, 2018
Get the Christopher Colombus mug.a guy who found America after the native Americans and after the Vikings and he also commit genocide against the native Americans and rapped minors after he enslaved them and brang them yo Spain so don't celebrate st.patricks day
by the god liam March 17, 2021
Get the Christopher Columbus mug.He is the sweetest and the most adorable American ever. He will go out of his way to help the ones he loves and always have his out for that special girl he wants. He falls in love easily but manages to stay strong. He is a very attractive person with eyes as beautiful as the nights sky. He is very caring and protecting. You're lucky to find a Christopher
by ARehd September 10, 2014
Get the Christopher mug.Unbeknownst to most, Christopher Reeve was the leader of NAMBLA. He was subsequently on the receiving end of two CIA death plots, the second of which was a success.
In 1995 the CIA sent covert agents into the woods nearby a barn where Reeve was riding a horse. The agents turned on a jet engine aimed ever so carefully and the resulting gust of wind violently threw Reeve off of his horse. The attempt failed when Reeve lived through this "accident"
Then, in November 2004, with the help of Mossad, two agents snuck into Reeve's home and ever so quietly unplugged his respiratory system which caused Superman to pass away.
In 1995 the CIA sent covert agents into the woods nearby a barn where Reeve was riding a horse. The agents turned on a jet engine aimed ever so carefully and the resulting gust of wind violently threw Reeve off of his horse. The attempt failed when Reeve lived through this "accident"
Then, in November 2004, with the help of Mossad, two agents snuck into Reeve's home and ever so quietly unplugged his respiratory system which caused Superman to pass away.
by bob landry July 24, 2008
Get the Christopher Reeve mug.Christopher's are lovely, intelligent people. Known to like films and reading, and quirky names that suspiciously sound like batteries, such as epsilon. They tend to sleep during the day and stay up all night, rarely if ever falling asleep. They like actors such as Andrew Garfield (a little too much) Most Christopher's tend to have many look a likes. They tend to eat fish as their staple food. Though not the best smelling people, they do wash on a daily basis, despite efforts the stench remains. If you do have a Christopher in your life, try your best to keep him smelling nice, it might be worthwhile to have a priest round also to deal with any satanic ways that your Christopher might become accustomed to.
- SOME have good taste in music perhaps.
also scared of aliens.
- SOME have good taste in music perhaps.
also scared of aliens.
Christopher: "I showered today, but still stink"
"I would melt if Andrew Garfield kissed me"
"I am a satanic bad smelling epsilon loving person"
"I would melt if Andrew Garfield kissed me"
"I am a satanic bad smelling epsilon loving person"
by iima July 5, 2012
Get the Christopher mug.Christopher Newport is just like UVA, only prettier. We're the school where the kids are smart and gorgeous, the facilities are amazing and our dorms are nicer than your house.
Even though were a "dry campus", kids come from all over Hampton Roads to party with us. Christopher Newport University is the Beverly Hills of Colleges.
Go to Port Warwick to party...but only if your Greek. And if you're not pretty, your basically a Geek.
Even though were a "dry campus", kids come from all over Hampton Roads to party with us. Christopher Newport University is the Beverly Hills of Colleges.
Go to Port Warwick to party...but only if your Greek. And if you're not pretty, your basically a Geek.
by RSKing January 10, 2009
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