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Cripped

To crap so hard you rip your pants.
I was running to the toilet and I cripped my pants!
by Capt'n Dam't February 21, 2011
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Cripplephobia

He has a severe case of Cripplephobia; if he gets a scratch on his leg he's sure it's getting gangrenous and will need amputation, and if his vision is blurred after a heavy night on the booze, he's sure his retinas have detached and he's going blind.
by Scarlett.007 October 4, 2012
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cripplepunk

A fashion movement by and for disabled people that incorporates their mobility equipment and other disability-related gear that would typically be considered unsightly or embarrassing. To combat this and improve self-esteem, people decorate and modify their equipment and incorporate it into their overall look. Typically the style is somewhat "punk" and flamboyant/outrageous, as physically disabled people are used to being stared at anyway and might as well have fun with it.

Autpunk/neuropunk is an autistic spinoff embracing the wearing and use of necessary but sometimes stigmatized or unusual sensory-friendly clothes &/or equipment, such as noise-blocking headphones, stim toys, soft clothing, etc.
That spiked neck brace is cripplepunk as fuck.

She was tired of feeling weird about people staring at her wheelchair, so she painted it purple, decked it out with stickers and patches, and decided to just embrace the cripplepunk.
by Annie Y Mouse May 2, 2020
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Designer Cripple

A Disabled Person who flaunts their "Supposed Wealth" and nearly always has the NEWEST powerchair, and in reality looks down their nose at anyone who has not got the NEWEST, LATEST WHEELCHAIR.
"Look at her in the wheelchair all Gucci and Prada, sitting there in her Swede Elite wheelchair" "Bloody designer Cripple".
by yrubnekcarb November 10, 2009
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Crapper cripple

The numbness and muscle weakness that comes from sitting on the toilet for too long. You struggle to stand up because prolonged sitting has compressed the nerves and blood vessels to your legs. poop paralyzed, doo doo legs, crapper, bathroom, toilet, the throne, the john, crap, bm, bowel movement, butt
I sat down on the toilet and watched an hour tv show and when it was over, my legs were so numb and weak that when I tried to get up, I collapsed to the floor. I was a crapper cripple.
by joecoolthefool April 17, 2016
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Cripple

1. A member of the street gang, known as "the crips"

2. Someone you exagerate the importance of due to their loss and/or use of extremities.

3. A object or situation of inferior quality (EX: dude this party is so cripple)
Yea, my brother is so cripple, he just plays D&D all day.
by rudeheadmcdermont October 10, 2008
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crippleage

the horrible feeling you get in your head when you wake up after a heavy night and then try and stand up.
Owain Wakes up
Owain tries to sit up
'Ahhh Cripppleage
by righ July 19, 2003
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