Creamballs

When a man, after masterbation forgets or is unable to clean the cum off his balls.

Dude i forgot my tisue last night when i was wanking and i got such bad creamballs

by nobjockey June 14, 2008

ice creaming

when someone talks shit about someone else because they don't have the guts to say it to their face. There is also a variety of different flavors. Pistachio is saying something a little bad and rocky road is the worst form, mint chip is somewhere in the middle.

Scharf was rocky road ice creaming about the UFC fighter because the fighter dissed his mom.

by JWoof May 5, 2010

creaming off

Ejaculating. The seminal emmision secreted during sexual activity.

"Hey how'd you get on with Julie last night"?

"God she's gorgeous isn't she? I only started getting her knickers off and I.. I COULDN'T HELP IT.. I started creaming off all over her face I was that excited"

by Mullins not Muggins April 14, 2006

creaming for distance

The act of ejaculating over a considerable distance.

Guy 1: Hey tony, I was creaming for distance yesterday and I got 2 feet!

Tony: You dirty son of a bitch.

by the original creamter June 28, 2006

Criminal Embarrassment

Committing an act that not only makes you look like a total douche bag, but may actually be a crime against humanity.

Dude 1: "Dude, did you see that 2001 CIA video finally released in 2010, where the CIA contributed to the death of innocent Americans, by suggesting the Peruvian Air Force intercept a small plane with American Missionaries inside?"

Dude 2: "Dude, that was the living definition of Criminal Embarrassment. I can't believe that a CIA liaison for a Spanish speaking country, in the War on Drugs, could only speak broken Spanish. The Peruvian liaison could speak better broken English."

Dude 1: Yeah, I'd say that was the most criminally embarrassing thing I've seen, if it weren't for the actual War on Drugs being 30 years of innocent lives ruined in foreign and domestic actions, when the USA can't even properly fund Honest Drug and Alcohol Education, and Effective Drug and Alcohol Treatment to stem the world's highest demand for Drugs.

Dude 2: You're right, the War on Drugs, as a whole, is the ultimate Criminal Embarrassment. When do you think the USA will learn that prohibition doesn't work?

Dude 1: I hope soon, because I'm tired of Trillions of Dollars of my tax dollars being used to fund a senseless war, when instead they could regulate AND bring in Billions of Dollars in tax revenue, and properly fund Drug and Alcohol Education and Treatment.

Dude 2: TOTALLY!

by DidITweetThat February 12, 2010

Creamin it Manhattan Style

recieving blunt force directed towards the testes while experiancing ejaculation, an eruption of blood fires (similar Manhattan-style Clam Chowder).

Edward was having intercourse with one of his cousins, when Dave came up from behind and kicked him in the genitals. Blood flew every. He was creamin it manhattan style

by Dave and Dick November 6, 2003

Cretinous-Cretinalias

A Latinised-sounding high-brow word for a dumb-arsed dumb-bunny, usually being one with incipient learning difficulties, who thus is going to spend half his life in a mental funk because he can do nothing right and the other half tormented by the question of why he can do nothing right, and so, in the evolutionary stakes, is in fact a born loser.

I suppose that in describing your behaviour you’d have to be called a cretinous-cretinalias, if only because you look so confoundedly like a classic one.

by Zamboozee April 29, 2011