cranking the hog

Masturbation, usually in a more aggressive manner.

Hey man, I was cranking the hog last night and my roommate almost walked in.

by Astrobadgr March 26, 2017

Crank

Having a wank whilst crying or to break down during said wank and start crying.

Pronunciation: crr-ang-c

Man 1: Had a wank while the mrs was watching titanic the other day

Man 2: did you start cranking at the end of it?

Man 1: Of course not, im not a girl

The mrs: theres no need to lie love. and don't worry, i found it endearing. its like i told you before, boys don't cry, men do

Man 2: hahahahahahahahaha!

Man 1: fuck off!

Man two continues laughing untill he pisses himself. Then man one starts laughing.........

by hi11m4n August 22, 2010

crank

to masturbate.

Think I'm just gonna go home, eat a tv dinner, and crank one out.

by chefsoski November 21, 2010

crank sesh

a session where you sit there and masturbate. crankin ur dick

Ricky: Ali, you wanna come over and paly madden?

Ali: Naw, my parents are out of town, so i think im just gonna go home and have a nice crank sesh

by rickyyyyy June 10, 2007

Crank Bank

A crib where meth is made and distributed. Typically run by a meth head.

Buyer “Yo bro got any rocket fuel I can get for $10”

Dealer “Nah fam, gotta re-up with my plug at the local crank Bank”

Buyer “ain’t that just a trap house?”

Dealer “Bitch shut the fuck up, I was offering specification. Lowballin ass cracked out nigga”

by Bish whettt? June 15, 2019

cranked one

mastribated furiously.

i quickly cranked one while she was out of the room.

by nobody else here April 22, 2017

crank it out

Get shit done

i need you to get busy and crank it out

by PrimeNick February 11, 2014