by I have a peepee January 20, 2015
Like cotton mouth but worse; while cotton mouth is dry mouth, causing a sticky, dry tongue and palette, cotton teeth causes the lips to become stuck to the teeth and to roll unpleasantly inward while trying to close ones mouth
by Whooday F. McNutty March 17, 2019
A weak, unreliable recruit. A coward or turncoat. Someone who won’t have your back when you need it.
“Bruh, Nick said he had my back in that bar fight, but he ran as soon as it started.”
“What do you expect? Nick’s a soft ass cotton soldier.”
“What do you expect? Nick’s a soft ass cotton soldier.”
by JesusChryslerDotCom June 28, 2019
A curly-headed ginger fuck. One who denies his highland heritage and the red hair bestowed upon him by it. Is tall, and an experienced fighter, but can't block for shit. Cool to have lunch with.
by CzarPharohShahanShahGodEmperor October 25, 2017
Not wanting to be informal. When a woman and a man get together, if they have sex the woman would want to be wearing a lacy, silk thong, not cotton granny panties.
Two men are waiting in line for a job interview.
Man 1: Wow that's a nice suit!
Man 2: Sure is! I wanted to make a good impression, not get caught in cotton.
Man 1: Wow that's a nice suit!
Man 2: Sure is! I wanted to make a good impression, not get caught in cotton.
by Snazzy Suit Man May 15, 2011
An unexplained large amount of cotton that is generated in someones ass crack from as a result of his underwear. This strange compound is extremely satisfying to pick out
Dude 1 : Dude, look what i have.
Dude 2: Dude, is that your ass cotton? Nasty bro...
Dude 1: Yeah but dude, it's so satisfying.
Dude 2: Dude, is that your ass cotton? Nasty bro...
Dude 1: Yeah but dude, it's so satisfying.
by Infernalboi November 01, 2018