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Cosmic

Adj:
Something or someone exceptionally amazing or great. Typically used when the thing being described is so amazing, one can't come up with any other word.

A quick way to say every synonym for "awesome" in one word
"Woah! You got a new dog?! Cosmic!!"

"I met this girl last Thursday, she was super cosmic..."
by Moobot February 1, 2017
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Cosmic Rape

When you are being pegged in the ass at light speeds, or large fractions thereof.
“”Did you hear what happened to Josh? He was fucked at 1/10 the speed of light!”
“Damn, that’s Cosmic Rape. He must’ve been seeing stars!”
by DarthNBL September 15, 2023
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cosmic cafe

its a great violin piece played by the Judy and conducted by Ms. Giulia and Ms. Louise.
Ms Louise: hey lets conduct cosmic cafe
judy: yes i'll play it!
Ms Giulia: and a 1, a 2, a 1,2,3,4
by slaymrsalnation June 20, 2022
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Cosmic Flower

That one girl you'd give your all to
by Biggestjoe May 19, 2022
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cosmic

the greatest friend anyone could ever ask for who's fun to talk to and will always cheer up!

(👇🏻that is just a hint for the cosmic im talking about )
by everydumbuserwastaken January 19, 2022
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Cosmic Connection

We all used to have a cosmic connection.

Whether we understood the movement of the sun, cosmic events, or the changing night sky or not, we had a cosmic connection.

Around 13,000 years ago, after a number of impact events, the sky turned black, the sun, the moon and the stars disappeared from the sky. Our cosmic connection was lost. When the dust settled, and left a black mat soil layer now deep in the ground, the cosmic connection was regained and these events were later recorded on pillar 43 at Göbekli Tepe.

Our ancestors celebrated the winter solstice – the symbolic death and rebirth of the sun. We built monuments perfectly aligned to welcome the winter solstice sunrise (Brú na Bóinne) and sunset (Stonehenge). Our ancestors celebrated their cosmic connection.

Unfortunately, most people have lost their cosmic connection replaced by creative divergence. Creative divergence is a symptom of mind control and insectualization.
Rather than celebrate the winter solstice, we celebrate with an overweight alcoholic bearded man in a red costume who comes down a non-existent chimney with imaginary reindeer and elves who is the frontman of an exercise in mind control to make us spend money on throw away plastic things made by people on slave wages, paid for on credit with money we don’t have, to put us in debt to banks who own everything and control us in every way conceivable. This is an example of creative divergence.

Any sign of cosmic connection has been entirely lost again.
by Option 22 December 6, 2019
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